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First Time Attachment Syndrome (FTAS)

a prolonged emotional attachment to the person who took your virginity
I can't get over John. I think I have First Time Attachment Syndrome (FTAS).
by spidermanrawrrr October 22, 2009
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Heart Attack on a Bun

the ultimate breakfast sandwich and is made up of pork roll,bacon, egg, cheese, sausage, hash brown, and hot sauce
Yo lets go get a heart attack on a bun
by Rican Heights July 12, 2007
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no strings attached

free of conditions, restrictions, costs, or any other obstacles
I will buy you a waffle iron, no strings attached.
by The Return of Light Joker October 21, 2007
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Whack Attack

A Whack Attack is when someone or something causes you frustration, mystifies you, disrupts your train of thought or simply makes you want to freak out.
Your stupidity gives me whack attacks.
by Charlotte February 9, 2005
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Heavy attack cat

Any harmless housecat weighing over 15 lbs (7 kg). The worst thing a heavy attack cat will ever do to a human being is take a good flying leap and land on them, thus rendering the human temporarily stunned and possibly unable to breathe.
Bob, why are you clutching your groin and crying?

My heavy attack cat thought my package was some kind of vermin.
by leeharvey June 30, 2004
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Emo Attack

Emo Attack is when a person confronts/whines to you about feelings. The person attacking does'nt need to be emo.
-"You've changed..."
-"i have..?:o like what? Apperance?"
-"I could'nt give a fuck about looks!! Think I'm friends with you just because of that??!?!
-"eh... Whats wrong?" (wtf crazy bitch:S)
-"Are you completely IDIOT?!?! I totally lost all my respect for you! How can you continue with that girl after what shes done! Dont whine to me about it, because i dont care anymore!"
-"fine....*cough* loser"

-Classical emo attack, i couldnt care less.
by Scented October 22, 2007
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unofficially attached

two people who are:
1. more than friends
2. sexually attracted to each other, go for a fuck whenever
3. not fuck buddies
4. less than bf/gf
5. can date other people
6. no strings attached
Girl 1: So are you WITH him?
Girl 2: Sort of. We are unofficially attached.

Guy 1: Are you really dating THAT girl?
Guy 2: Pft, no, we're unofficially attached.
by itscomplicated December 30, 2009
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