pain in the arse

Not literally a pain in one's anus or gluteus maximus, though either would count.

Something quite annoying, but not as bad as a ballache, which would also be expected to last longer.

People, Places, Things: it doesn't matter. Often shortened to just: a pain.

Was that your uncle?

Yeah. What a pain in the arse.

Well, i wasn't gonna say anythin, but...

You wanna meet my Dad! What a ballache. Shit, he's coming over, time for a cool sharp one.

by edjog! December 22, 2005

Arse Barnacle

A stubborn winnet that is near impossible to remove.

Whats that in your arse?

Its an arse barnacle.

by Tommy Arse Barnacle September 11, 2010

busted arse

Irredeemably rubbish in every sense of the word. A complete laughing stock and generally poorly managed. Commonly used to describe sporting teams.

The Australian rubgy team is pretty busted arse.
Canterbury bulldogs are a busted arse club. (known as 'busted arse bulldogs')
Rwanda is a busted arse country.

by lonely_internet_loser November 21, 2018

arse prick

1. Someone who is a total worthless arse, and a douchebag prick as well, AKA: douchecock
2. A reference to anal sex.

Have you met Jim? He's a total arse prick, I just want to stab him!
Last night was the last arse prick I've had in years.

by Xerox48 July 20, 2012

arse miner

1. Something squashed in between ass master and fudge packer.

2. A homosexual

Billy: Daddy, I love you
Daddy: Eh wat are ya, an frikkin arse miner?! *belch*

by wtf March 8, 2005

Arse fax

When the label of underwear / pants sticks out over the seam of the pants.

Uschi definately didn't look in the mirror when she left home, an arse fax was sticking out of her hotpants.

by Kid Stupid November 28, 2010

trumpet arse

An individual prone to frequent squeaky flatulence, such that they sound like they're playing a trumpet with their arse 🎺💨

Please open the window, trumpet arse ! farty pants

by The Big Haggis June 29, 2016