Woodshed

AKA shedding, woodshedding is one of the most ambiguous jazz terms around (but the version I learned from old time players will be posted here). Sheddin is the act of intensely practicing your instrument after being publicly humiliated by your bad playing. This humiliation might be from a terrible solo or from not knowing the key the piece is played in (not being able to improvise in all keys). Shedding usually includes

This is derived from getting your ass beaten (with scraps from a woodshed).

I went down to a jam session at ----- about a month ago, and this other tenor player just tore my ass UP. So I shedded every day since, and I'm finally confident and able enough to play in public again. Ima tear this shit up, ya heard?! I went down to the woodshed.

by Jazzbo023211 September 10, 2007

Out Of The Woods

A piece of artwork written by the queen Taylor Alison Swift

Out Of The Woods has the most iconic bridge of Taylor’s songs

by Number One Taylor Swift Stan November 29, 2018

Tiger Woods

A mixed race professional golfer, sometimes ignorantly misidentified as being African American. This is due to the nonsensical and horrifically racist United Statesian "one drop" rule, which states that "black" ancestry is so disgusting that any trace of it disqualifies you from belonging to any other ethnic group, regardless of whatever other heritage you have. In reality his heritage is one quarter Chinese, one quarter Thai, one quarter African American, one eighth Native American, and one eighth Dutch.

Tiger Woods (born December 30, 1975, in Cypress, California) is an American golfer, widely considered to be one of the greatest golfers of all time.

by A-non Imaus April 22, 2006

bad words

Words that are said in order to make someone or something look or feel bad. Cursing is a type of bad word usage.

1)That fucking whore stole my boyfriend.If he doesn't dump her within the next 3 days and go back to me, I think I'll loose my damn head. I'll say so many bad words to her, that bitchy head of hers I will flip!

by Linda Bobbers August 25, 2006

two words

"shit house"
something or someone who is totally useless. ie they are "two words" and the second one's "house"

#1 Matthew tee'd off into the lake.
That shot was "two words"

#2 "How was the party?"
"Two words"

by Stuart Deane January 1, 2006

the woods

often referred to as a woodsie, this north american habitant is known to enjoy beer, cigarettes and women. the woods is also and all around good guy who is well liked by all, cause he is awesome.

the woods is so cool i could buy him a present.

by jick September 7, 2004

Wads

alot of notes of cash money or loot ...a fat wallet or purse.

When he opened his wallet i thought gee he is rolling in it...he had wads of cash.

by munyuck January 23, 2009