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counting waiters

stop counting waiters and listen to me!!
by aly-b September 27, 2011
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Hot Dog Waitress

She is a waitress who is not only good at her job as a waitress, but is also extremely attractive!
I sat down at the local diner for a quick bite and when I saw the server come over to my booth I could see that she was a hot dog waitress!
by Mr. Zipperworm May 2, 2009
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fuck you wait

The amount of time a parent spends waiting for their child to conform to a parental expectation or rule.
Mother (to father): "What took you so long?"

Father (to mother): "If I have to sit through another fuck you wait, I'm going to ground her til next century. I had to text her five times before she finally came to the car."
by word_smithe May 7, 2011
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I was a waitress for 15 years

Something a crazy redhead bitch says at Panda Express
"I was a waitress for 15 YEARS Carl. "
by ArchNeedsAd December 8, 2018
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Hurry up and wait

The act of being rushed to be somewhere at an exact time, only to get there and wait a considerable amount of time for the other party/event to happen. Very common practice among doctors, strict grandmothers, and ESPECIALLY drug dealers.
Friend: Man, you said you were on your way an hour ago!

Me: I know, sorry, I'm meeting up with Ronnie for some party favors and she said be at McDonalds by 5. Hurry up and wait, I swear this always happens with her.
by Master_of_Panda December 15, 2019
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waitron

A waitress, or waitresses at a resturant or other food establishment.
Ask the Waitron for another soda.
by cronix April 29, 2004
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lady in waiting

when a guy who is not single is sexually attracted to a female friend, he starts to chat her up more. That way, when his relationship ends, he has another girl waiting for him. Therefore, the lady is in waiting.
Jen and I are going to break up soon, so I'm going to text Cindy. Maybe if we talk enough, she'll want me, and then when Jen dumps me I'll bone Cindy! I love having a lady in waiting.
by allisonslav January 28, 2010
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