Waste Cadet 

A 'waste cadet' is someone who has no hope in life. Usually someone who is a student or on the doll and spends their life either in bed or on the sofa. They are often a stoner and can spend many days not leaving their home.

A typical day in the life of a 'waste cadet' would be:

wake up....go down stairs...turn tele on...light a spliff...eat...wank...spliff...eat...bed..........repeat

Andy: Do you think nic will be up for clubbing tonight.

Justin: Nah mate is has been a proper waste cadet recently...hasnt left the sofa in 2 weeks

Waste Cadet by Andrew21_12 September 16, 2010

Wasteman 

Someone who doesn't do anything with their life

Yo he's a wasteman

Wasteman by allan_t321 May 31, 2016

waste of sperm 

Is a person unworthy of life. Sperm is one of the most abundant materials in this world. There is so much through out the world that to be called a waste of sperm is an insult since so much is wasted daily into tissues. Something, anything, someone could have been a better baby or a person compared to the person in question.

"The Blair witch project is the most creative movie ever made"
Shut up julie you waste of sperm.

waste of sperm by The show a.k.a Gio March 5, 2008

wastemagnet 

Basically when someone is a wastemagnet, it means they attract wastemen and wastegash. Wastemen and wastegash are often wastemagnets themselves

Person 1 "Yo bludda check out that wastemagnet right there, she is some dir' 'ting"
Person 2 "Init bruv she is like a literal wastemagnet, look at here wastemen crew"

wastemagnet by Maxi The Fej February 19, 2008

Municipal Waste 

AWESOME crossover thrash band from Richmond, Virginia. Their music is pure fucking win. Fast, heavy, intense. Makes you wanna drink, party and mosh all night long. They are known for their energetic live shows, often incorporating props such as boogie boards. If you haven't heard much of this band, do so now! I suggest their latest release 'The art of partying', you wont regret it!

"He's goint to the concert!
He's full of thrashing rage!
He's going to rip his face off and throw it at the stage!

HEADBANGER! FACE RIP!"

(Municipal Waste - Headbanger face rip)

Municipal Waste by BowDownToTheThrasher October 2, 2008

name waster 

a person either in a popular forum or website that registered using a popular or simple user name and hasn't logged in years .

Erick: Man i was gonna sign you up on youtube with the user name tom but some guy that hadn't logged in , in 2 years had it

tom: :cry: what a name waster

name waster by name waster August 3, 2008

Waste of Bandwidth 

a. A page, picture, or document on the Internet that serves no purpose. spam
b. A person who consumes resources in an office but does no actual work. waste of skin waste of carbon lazy worthless

Frank gets alot of credit around here, but he's a Waste of Bandwidth.

Waste of Bandwidth by JennBenn September 10, 2008