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putanic victory

This is the "loser" version of a "Pyrrhic" victory, one that echoes the disaster of the Titanic on its maiden voyage. However, this one refers to the Russian president and his deluded invasion of Ukraine.
In three months of war in Ukraine, Russia's "special operation" can only be called a putanic victory with 25,000 dead Russian soldiers and close to 100,000 wounded.
by Rand Kremlin Paul May 14, 2022
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Doctor Sparta's Ibiza Is Victorious Against Styles P's Cool Out

Doctor Sparta's Ibiza Is Victorious Against Styles P's Cool Out
Doctor Sparta's Ibiza Is Victorious Against Styles P's Cool Out
by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 26, 2025
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Victory Mayonnaise

often used after one has pulled something incredible off, and jacked off right after.

originally coined in the latest video as of writing this, made by youtuber named SimpleFlips, named "TOADETTE HAS THE CAR SUPER MARIO MAKER 2 - WALKIES at 9:40.
man, that basketball game was barely pulled off, i need to have a victory mayonnaise
by poop cruncher November 6, 2020
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victory toast

After you fuck a girl so good she makes breakfast after
I pounded her so bad and enjoyed some victory toast.

Javier make me some victory toast after you eat this vag
by Gprodriguez62 December 22, 2018
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pete victory

a brazen declaration of victory full-well knowing you lost

originated from Pete Buttigieg’s celebration of a victory in the 2020 Iowa caucus, before the results that he had not won had come out
“He came 3rd”
“Wtf? He’s telling everyone he won!”
“Ugh, he’s declaring a Pete victory?”
by gswan February 4, 2020
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When in online gaming, your or the enemy team does something incredibly stupid in the last minutes of a match, that it costs yours or the enemy team the victory.
We won the match, thanks to the enemy team, snatching defeat from the jaws of victory.
by Shasol December 3, 2019
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Victory

So you know what you're doing then. You know what, on second thought. You're right. Yes. Force them to tell the truth. Or do it for them.
Hym "You shouldn't be smirking Jen, you look like Zuckerberg in a wig and what happened to those parents in Wausau? Did you all bury a story that got them killed? Did the people in the community single someone out for psychological abuse and get that family killed? You need to let it go. You've already lost. You've already gotten your kids killed. You don't have the moral high ground here and I'm not letting your mistake dictate the course of my life. It already did for them. You were wrong. Whoever told you 'never to talk to me' is a moron who is trying to escape their own culpability. My victory is engraved on the tombstone of every man, woman, and child you let what is happening to me kill."
by Hym Iam May 9, 2025
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