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Twitter Glitter

The act of marking one's significant other on Twitter through cute, flirty mentions and replies, so as to make evident to others that there is a relationship in existence. Akin to a dog peeing on a tree, this is a person glittering another.

A riff on the "glitter" technique some women use to physically mark men with glitter (wear glittery cosmetics, hug/kiss, it rubs off on him, and if he shows up to another woman--she knows there's another woman already in his life).
Lynn Twitter Glittered Edward last night with her seven @ replies. They're totally dating.
by LibrarianInBlack March 12, 2012
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Twitter-Pated

1) Letting everyone know, on Twitter, about all the annoying cutesy things you and your new love do.
2) Sending love thoughts to your new love on Twitter for us all to see (and eventually become annoyed by).
See also: Twittiot
4) Assuming Everyone is in love with you and need to read on Twitter about your every new thought and goal for the day. (also see: Twittiot)
3) This can also mean "Falling in Love" according to Disney Fans.
Definition 1) Jane Twitters everytime she's thinking about her long kiss in the moonlight. She's Twitter-Pated.
Definition 4) Jenny feels the need to tell us about her random thoughts on how to be a better worker and how we should all work as hard as she does to help the environment.
by MoDacious-AltaLoma April 7, 2009
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Twitter

Social media messaging service for staying in touch and keeping up with friends from anywhere. Usable through a growing number of platforms including SMS, IM, and various desktop clients, as well as the Twitter website.
I message all my friends through Twitter every time I'm stopped in traffic. It's great!
by Ladanea March 18, 2008
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Twitterginity

I joined Twitter and lost my Twitterginity.
by AngMcC April 20, 2009
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twittering

A vigorous oscillatory movement of the middle and ring fingers used inside the vaginal cavity. Must last longer than 15 seconds, because it is to make a point, not finish anything. Often used as a substitue for foreplay by finance majors.
I was twittering this girl last night when she asked if thats all it was.
by NoPhilo June 10, 2009
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Twitter

Probably the stupidest thing since facebook, it allows people do what they already can with facebook and what they can with texting on a cell phone. A basic waste of life for stalkers and creeps who MUST know everything about once or more person.
Person 1-"Hey i just got a twitter"
Person 2-"WTF! Don't you already have a cell phone and a facebook you twatt
by jinxed_007 May 16, 2009
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twittarded

a combination of twitter and retarded, which is what i think twitter is , very retarded
dude that passed out chick wanted you, you shoulda banged her, oh i forgot you are twittarded.
by soyvester March 31, 2009
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