Cock gobbling tit fucking nut tugging piece of shit

Some one who genuinely has no fucking clue how to live life with out being being an absolute disappointment to everyone on earth whether they know them or not

"Hey Gary, did you see that cock gobbling tit fucking nut tugging piece of shit try to ask out Stacey to prom using pokemon cards like a retarded nerd"

by TheeSteelNutt April 2, 2020

rubber tug

When jerk off your ballsack rather than jerking off your schlong

That rubber tug hurt my testiclads

by Longandhairyhard2carry January 8, 2017

Native American tug of war

A native themed long anal bead is strung in between two peoples anal cavity and the two proceed to clench their butts rapidly in order to slowly pull the beads out of the other person

I performed the Native American tug of war with that girl

by Himmy8483920 March 17, 2023

Tug of war

A man or Woman wears a strap backwards (and regularly also, if a woman) in order to penetrate two partners at the same time.

James, Jack and Liam Lennon Matthews did a tug of war with each other over the weekend.

by Phoecok January 30, 2021

tugging on my balls

tugging on my balls means someone’s playing in your face or busting your chops

Hey bro! Are you tugging on my balls rn?! You got to be kidding me!

by whorehouseballstug November 17, 2023

Plug n Tug

The act in which two gentlemen insert their penis into the opposing ends of a section of pipe, hose, or in the crane industry, firesleeve; and proceed to tug back and forth.

Logan: “I wonder what they’re still doing up there on the crane.”

Elrod: “ Eh, they’re probably doing the ole plug n tug, they’ve been up there quite some time”.

by Lgnbrry09 December 28, 2022

Uber tug

When the girl is driving and can't give you road head she has to tug you instead.

Baby I know you are driving and can't give me some road head. How about a uber tug???

by Big berry 1 September 7, 2018