A type of genital piercing in which the foreskin of the penis and bottom lip of the anus are pierced together, connected by a ring. The piercing derives it's name from the sound produced when a person with the piercing farts. The stretched foreskin of the penis causes the sound of the expulsion of gas from the rectum to be amplified. This results in a loud hollow sound resembling a low C note played on a trumpet.
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A: Oh, he's in a Ska band, what does he play?
B: Let's just say he's a Crumpet Trumpet.
A: Mandy's gonna want his number..
B: Let's just say he's a Crumpet Trumpet.
A: Mandy's gonna want his number..
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Essentially a reverse rusty trombone, an angel's trumpet is performed by giving a blow job while inserting a thumb in the receiving party's anus.
Sarah wanted to give me a rusty trombone, but I said fuck the hand job, play the angel's trumpet baby.
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Rob:Did you end up doing Trumpet Tongue?
Johnny: I blew her brass better than she blew me.
Rob:Did you end up doing Trumpet Tongue?
Johnny: I blew her brass better than she blew me.
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I couldn't make heads or tails from his speech. All he did was repeat himself with useless comments at the end of most sentences. He needs to stop being so trumpetitive.
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