Fur Trout Apocalypse

A hypothetical(?) event that may occur on the 20th of June, 2057, which causes the universe to turn into fur trouts down to the molecular level. May god save us all.

Holy shit, Ted, our balls are fur trouts.
It's the Fur Trout Apocalypse, Bill.

by FurTroutMessenger July 18, 2021

trout butter

Butter made with fish oil from a trout.

This is trout butter. It is like garlic butter. But made with fish oil. Specifically trout.

by HarryBrownie02 September 26, 2023

golden trout

Solid human waste jettisoned by a submarine.

Look at that golden trout fly through the water!

by pablo's girl February 3, 2010

Gutting ur trout

when ur lady asks u to go down on her and u know she hasn't showered in 3 weeks.

Gutting ur trout -Damn it bobby I've been real busy lately now get over here and {gut my trout}!

by The lonemiller July 13, 2016

Pullin' a Trout

The act of getting people an hour away from their destination due to poor directions and memory-loss.

Ruben: Aiight dood, take me to Jaguar Beach
Daniel: kay dood, it's 15 minutes that way, right by Santa Cruz
1 Hour Later
Ruben: THA FUCK WE DOIN' IN HALF MOON BAY
Nick: Looks like Daniel is Pullin' a Trout.

by Suave Leader December 11, 2011

to park a trout

to take a dump, go for a number 2

I need to park a trout before I head out

by davegooner June 22, 2010

trout head

Very stupid

All bosses are trout heads

by Bawblawblawlawbawm December 15, 2016