Large Trout Syndrome

An illness that causes someone to believe that they are a large trout, and therefore engage in large trout-related activities, such as swimming up waterfalls and spawning. Large Trout Syndrome can be contracted via contact with fairly small trout that wish they were larger.

Friend: I like your shirt, Craig.
Craig: GLUG GLUG GLRBBSHHH GLUUUUH
Friend: Uh, oh, Craig, you've caught Large Trout Syndrome!
Craig: GLRSHHHHH GLUG GLRSHH GLUUURG

by Admiral Foxface December 2, 2019

trout

grrr
someone being annoying in a fun way

me: ur such a trout 🥳🤠
- heheh
:P
me: stop being a trout🤪

by pip xoox May 6, 2019

Shallow trout

A woman who takes a man from another woman just to say she did. Such a woman will brag about being with the attractive yet week man.

My family was torn apart by a shallow trout after 13yrs!

by The Mister's sister August 31, 2019

Out like a trout

Big Turtle and Small Turtle making out

Big Turtle and Small Turtle are having romantic moments and they decide to out like a trout

by BTloveST December 8, 2018

slam trout

Verb. To have sex with a woman. Often used in a loud and disrespectful manner.

Dude I want to go out tonight, I'm tryna SLAM TROUT

by Stertown July 31, 2017

Smelly bitch trout

Beth Wilkinson is one whom smells like a bitchy trout.

Look at her over there shes such a smelly bitch trout.

by Diabetic kev January 4, 2019

Manky trout

Ellie dimbleby’s fanny

Ellie has such a manky trout

by Doglicker69 January 14, 2019