toad bacon

When you are hit with a war hammer so hard that it turns you into the version of bacon most applicable to your race.

He was hit so hard by Drinian's war hammer that he was turned into toad bacon.

by boxseven April 3, 2019

Toad

Toad is a kind human who treats everyone like the best human on earth around toad everyone feels safe and understood. Toad is the crackhead who always dances and brings good vibes but also can be really good for deep talks and is the therapist friend. Toad has alot of problems for themselves but will always put their loved ones first. Toad is actually very beautiful and has the most beautiful soul who always cares about everyone but themself. Please be kind to them they need affection and love more than anyone else<3

Say things like: toad ur amazing i love you and appreciate you

by Gaygayandevenmoregay November 20, 2021

flaming toad

Fucking a girl who has vaginal wards and gonnhorea.

Man, I just got back from the clinic. Turns out, that skeezer from the bar was a total flaming toad.

by falanges123 December 18, 2009

Toad

/tohd/

noun
a large smallmouth bass, typically with dark coloration and patterns distinctive of the species.

“I caught this toad throwing a fluke”

by WadeFisherman April 21, 2025