fay-goat

a licentious man resembling an elf (derived from the words fay, meaning resembling an elf, and goat, a man lacking legal or moral restraints)

That fay-goat could stand some moral restraints!

by RobertOldhead March 25, 2007

Cunt Goat

a cunt is a whore. a goat is an animal. put it together.. whoreanimal.. :D get it. Cunt Goat

@SexJelena's Word is Cunt Goat she calls all her haters that. DON'T STEAL IT!

by Sasha Smith July 5, 2011

goat knuckle

otherwise known as the "male camel toe". large protuding bulge in ones pants because his panis is crammed in them becasue they are too tight.

mike sat down and everyone could see his goat knuckle.. his wrnagleers were too tight.

by Justin Roberts July 13, 2007

goat stew

Any messy or sticky situation in which one is involved that is keeping him or her from executing their normal duties

I was gonna hang with my homies but those two hoes had me all mixed up in some goat stew

by Chefbeezy March 12, 2015

Rape the goat

To settle for less.
Archaic usage: to go to bed.

He went home with that ugly chick? Man, he really raped the goat.

Archaic usage: Oh, man, I've been up since 5 am. I think I'm gonna go rape the goat.

by bdb2h April 11, 2008

Escape Goat

an escape goat is a sheep that is the hardest to catch and shag, the letters goat actually standing for "greatest of all time" referring to it's rare and incredible escape from the clutches of the expert sheep catching/shagging welsh.

"Ye may have gotten away this time ye little escape goat but we'll shag ye sooner or later!"

by Dalton Crusty November 29, 2021

goat dad

It's a nickname from fans for Asgore the king of underground, one of characters of popular indie video game, Undertale. According to his father-figure (like his ex-wife, Toriel. Who has mother-figure)

"Goat dad is the best dad" - Goat family trash

by Minkun May 16, 2016