techno-tard

Any person living in a technologically modern environment who is either incapable of, or eschews attempts at becoming technologically fluent and competent. A person born in the late twentieth century, who despite ready access and exposure to devices like tape recorders, CD/DVD players, cell phones, computers, etc. is unable or unwilling to use or understand them.

He's/She's such a techno-tard, he can't even use a cell phone!

by Daisy HatesYou June 26, 2006

techno

music that owns all other types of "music," except for marching bands, of course.:D

marching band>techno>all the other pop sh*t

by Cpt.Bob October 15, 2003

Techno

Techno is WIICKED with strobelights and WIICKED to fast-dance to! come on people you gotta love it? or have you guys never been clubbing? fuckers techno is awesom stop dissin it.. and this is cummin from sum1 who listens to all sorts of music such as punk, rock, ska, indie, emo, metal.. everything and i still love it... HOW COULD YOU NOT???

lets go clubbing i feel like dancing to come techno!!!

by janey0080 September 20, 2006

Techno Dust

Mostly referenced to ketamine but basically also every other partydrug in powder form. "Techno Dust" is often sold, bought and consumed at techno raves or at afterhours.

Synonyms: cocaine, speed, amphetamine, ketamine

The words "Techno Dust" originated supposedly from the facebook group: TWTMEGP (The Worst Techno Memes Ever Group Page)

Techno Dust is almost like Tinkerbell's magic powder, a big hit and it makes you think you're forever young and can fly - Member of TWTMEGP

by TechnoFuckface754 July 16, 2019

techno-bling

Technology that makes the transition to highly visusl, over=the-top jewelry. Geeks lust after the newest techno-bling e.g. The IPOD shuffle, the Moto Razr, and $1000 cell phones or PDA's. With techno-bling fashion outweighs form and function. Largely pejorative in most circles.

"Have you seen the new IPOD nano? Haning on her neck? Pure techno-bling, all flash"

by Rob Tyrie December 12, 2005

Technocrap

A useless/outdated piece of technology that has absolutely outlived it usage or was never useful at all.

Man this printer is some technocrap lets throw it out the window...

by Steak405 October 6, 2008

Techno-wagon

A conjunction of technology and bandwagon used to refer to those (people or organizations) that adopt technology at the onset of mass usage before understanding its merits and functions.

Company XYZ started using Twitter and Facebook to advertise their product through social media sites without knowing exactly how social media works. They clearly jumped aboard the techno-wagon.

bandwagon, early-adopter, abstinence, amish, Generation Y

by icanteatcheese September 25, 2009