Fortress Bed Tent

A normal tent used for camping with the bottom cut out fitted around a mattress. Not to be confused with a normal bed tent, which will usually not be completely enclosed

"Yo, check out this bed tent I got to feel cozy"

"That's not a bed tent, that's a Fortress Bed Tent"

by TheRealTerryJerry January 19, 2023

Fifty-three thousand to the minus tenth

A very difficult mathematical operation, which gives as a result 5.7179625e-48, which is a very complex number. A dumb mathematician said that this number is also the result of 1 to the second. That man was murdered soon after.

fifty-three thousand to the minus tenth is equal to 1 to the second.

by Myhuoseisadragon March 3, 2023

Omar-the-tent-maker

A slang expression for a person experiencing an erection that raises the cloth (trousers or sheet) covering his genitals much like a tent.

Yerleena...lookit Bubba...Omar-the-tent-maker!

by harry flashman July 12, 2003

trouser tent

a tent made in the trouser department being held up by ones pork sword aka cock

wow trev thats a fuckoff trouser tent u got there

by darryn,marshy,dan October 13, 2006

tenting

When an erection forms a tent-shaped bulge in your trousers due to an erection

Billy, do you mind belt-looping please? Your totally tenting right now and you need to put it away or i'm gonna puke

by tory borty September 2, 2013

tent

Method for channeling rain through a sleeping bag

I hate that fucking tent.

by Chazzy October 12, 2004

teent

something bad; an uknown thing or body part representing a bad thing.

"Gordon: Guys, what are we going to do without Patches?
Dwight: We gonna get our teents handed to us, that's what!" - Dodgeball

by Mike Smith a.k.a Smitty October 19, 2005