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tuesday

Every day has a comfortable label that you can use to shape your day.

Monday: The start of the week. Hellish, maybe, but at least categorized.
Wednesday: Humpday. After Wednesday it’s all downhill. The end of the day on Wednesday can be particularly euphoric.
Thursday: The real start of the weekend, and only one day ’til Friday.
Friday: Clearly, it’s awesome.
Saturday and Sunday: Weekends rule.

What’s Tuesday? It’s wedged in there, nameless, formless, and generally craptastic.
Obviously, Tuesday suxzors.
by new_revolution April 19, 2005
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See You Next Tuesday

derogatory towards women:
see (C) you (U) next (N) tuesday (T)
a sort of acronym using sounds and the initials of the last to
letters to mean cunt
alright we're done fucking, now you can leave...see you next tuesday
by k-buckley August 11, 2007
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Tuesday

The day that you eat orphans and beat your wife.
Horacio: Excuse me sir, but you came in earlier today and now an orphan is missing, do you know anything about this?
Francis: Well you can’t blame me, it’s Tuesday I was hungee.
Horacio: What the fuck does that imply?
Francis: I Monched orphan.
by BruhBruhPepperoni September 11, 2019
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turnup tuesday

turning up every tuesday with your bae, bestfriend, etc.
by vibes_ April 15, 2015
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Tuesday

Arguably the best day of the entire week!

Sundays: Suck, the most boring day of the week, there is nothing EVER on T.V. and you are always stressing out for monday and the rest of the week.

Mondays: Are horribly boring. Your all drined out from the weekend and lazy Sunday. The worst day of the week.

Wednesdays: The middle day. Eh.

Thursdays: The friday before friday except without all the fun.

Friday: Planning your weekend, getting friends together, calling bitches, all a huge hassle.

Saturday: When the best parties are held

TUESDAY: The greatest day of the week. Were the most random and fun bullshit happens. It could be the same ting you do on saturdays but during the week everything seem so much funner.

Also a reference of total randomness.
Guy 1: Dude I just had a threesom yesterday.

Guy 2: On a Tuesday?

Guy 1: Fuck yeah bro! High five!


Ex 2:

Guy 1: Would you ever drive a zamboni naked down the highway at 32 degrees singing the waffle song?

Guy 2: Hmmm only on a Tuesday.
by County April 10, 2009
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Taco Tuesday

When a man spreads salsa all over a women's pussy and then proceeds to fuck her
John: im gonna give Carole the Taco Tuesday special
by D4kn m3m3s 4 lyfe February 6, 2017
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Bully tuqa Tuesday

You can bully any girl named tuqa on Tuesday until she cries and won’t get in trouble for doing so
In Bully tuqa Tuesday

You can use phrases like tuqa isn’t funny

Tuqa is a big clown

Tuqa is mean and deserves this
Tuqa always hurts my emotions
by Barbielover420 December 9, 2019
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