Ted

Ted. Ted is the guy in the group who gets the absolute shit ripped out of him. Most of the stuff people know about him isn’t true. He’s got a dodgy past and is often associated with dodgy events. He loves drugs, can’t get enough of them. But he knows when to stop and always does. He tends to lash out after one too many Stella Artois, usually at the opposite sex. Teds are funny and can take a joke, they take it on the chin, same with the jokes.
Your definitely a ted.
by BigTed69 June 04, 2020
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"You got any games on your phone?"
"oh, you're such a Ted"
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A very sexy black boy, who will fix your bitch and kiss your moeder. Ted also has a hele grote penis and is heel erg cool.
Ted is very geil.
by NietTedMabruki February 27, 2017
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Best friend. Can be a dog but is always there for you no matter what. He his very energetic and funny. If your friends with him never loose him.
'Did you see Ted before?'

'Yeah! He was so fast!'

'I know!'
by Issy H July 27, 2020
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Ted is just the coolest man ever. He is the type of person to put amongus memes on a school assignment. Everyone loves ted. except for some people.
Person 1: where is ted
Ted: Im here bb
by Stabbingcheetah87 May 31, 2022
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More commonly known as Sped, Tedsticles, or even a combination; Spedsticles, Ted is a midget, obsessed with explosives, aircraft, boats, cars, guns, cannons, overall destroying stuff, and most importantly, Among Us; which he fondly calls: "Amogus"
"Ted's so annoying!"
"That's why we call him Spedsticles you fuckhead"
by HammyShoe July 08, 2024
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Ted can always leg press more than anyone else but can never spell words like "zoo".
"oh hi ted are you leg pressing 600kg"

ted: "yeah I just went to the zo."
by teds secret lover February 24, 2025
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