Ted. Ted is the guy in the group who gets the absolute shit ripped out of him. Most of the stuff people know about him isn’t true. He’s got a dodgy past and is often associated with dodgy events. He loves drugs, can’t get enough of them. But he knows when to stop and always does. He tends to lash out after one too many Stella Artois, usually at the opposite sex. Teds are funny and can take a joke, they take it on the chin, same with the jokes.
Your definitely a ted.
by BigTed69 June 04, 2020
An annoying brat.
by Dababycarhahahredissuslessgoo September 20, 2021
A very sexy black boy, who will fix your bitch and kiss your moeder. Ted also has a hele grote penis and is heel erg cool.
Ted is very geil.
by NietTedMabruki February 27, 2017
Best friend. Can be a dog but is always there for you no matter what. He his very energetic and funny. If your friends with him never loose him.
by Issy H July 27, 2020
Ted is just the coolest man ever. He is the type of person to put amongus memes on a school assignment. Everyone loves ted. except for some people.
by Stabbingcheetah87 May 31, 2022
More commonly known as Sped, Tedsticles, or even a combination; Spedsticles, Ted is a midget, obsessed with explosives, aircraft, boats, cars, guns, cannons, overall destroying stuff, and most importantly, Among Us; which he fondly calls: "Amogus"
by HammyShoe July 08, 2024
by teds secret lover February 24, 2025