seized

When consuming too much indica cannabis you become seized and do not have the willpower to move.

Dave: fuck that last spliff got me.

Mike: yeah it was so strong
Dave: I'm so seized

by malvhd July 25, 2019

swide

a person with a singular broken kneecap trying to walk; swaying, sliding, and gliding simultaneously

"That's an intense swide you got there please see a doctor."

by my.kneecaps.are.broken October 3, 2020

Size 6 Soccerball.

Slang for Basketball. Reference to how half of the basketballs during a PE class are treated as soccer balls and kicked around.

Why are you kicking a basketball?

I thought it was a size 6 Soccerball.

by NihilegoBuil April 29, 2021

sizeka

Helpful individual , always going above and beyond for others!

Thank you for being sizeka!

by Mr Mendes May 28, 2021

Swife

A sexy wife.

You're wife is beautiful, she's a "swife".

by Enforcer5150 September 26, 2021

seizeium

A highly-reactive metallic element dat causes living creatures who come into contact with it to compulsively grab onto things.

If SEIZEium makes people latch onto objects around them, would da element SEESium give them better vision, and thus help them to do said clasping more quickly and easily???

by QuacksO November 29, 2021

SIZE13NIKES

a greaser who wears ugly ass shoes and screams

size13nikes is zaddy

by dick till i die December 20, 2021