Steamer

When a dog lays down a fresh one during the colder months of the year. Helpful visual sign to those who would like to avoid stepping in fresh dog shit.

Otis just left a big steamer on the lawn. See it? Don't step in it. If you do, you aint coming in this house.

by Baked McBride December 31, 2009

Cleveland Steamer

The sexual act of shitting on ones chest, during or after intercourse.

Dude I gave her a cleveland steamer last night.

by Joe Tennn November 6, 2006

New York Steamer

A New York Steamer is a sexual act, in which the male, after having anal, retracts his shit covered dick and awaits the chick to lick her own shit off his cock.

"Heyyyy man, I screwed this hot chick last night."
"Cool, what ya do?"
"New York Steamer"

by Beaver in Bahrain June 24, 2009

Cleavland steamer

Where a female lays on her back while her male partner proceeds to have sex with the female partners breasts. During the back and forth motion (Similar to that of a STEAM engines wheel cranks) the male proceeds to defecate, leaving a shit smear track, much like a train track, leading all similarities to coin the term "Cleavland Steamer" intended to allude to a Cleavland Steam Engine.

"I knew it was time to give Miranda her cleavland steamer, when she said 'All Aboard!' and I also added the obligatory 'Chugga, chugga' and 'Choo choo!' noises all the while.'

by Jake George January 15, 2008

Strategery

The highest form of political strategy.

The Bush Strategery has taken him from a first term Governor to his second term as President - all within ten years time.

The Bush Strategery has left a long list of dethroned Democrats in its wake including Ann Richards, Al Gore, Tom Daschle, Howard Dean, John (F) Kerry, and John Edwards.

by ubermonkey November 4, 2004

cleveland steamer

The act of taking a shit on a girl's chest while she is sucking your dick. See also: Hot Carlisle, Pasadena Mudslide, California Hot Plate

I gave her a cleveland steamer last night. It got a little bit messy.

by MadHat December 17, 2004

cleveland steamer

The act of defecating on the chest of one's partner and then performing a rocking motion while sitting in the feces in an attempt to spread the feces out in a steam roller like fashion.

Glen performed a cleveland steamer on Brittany because she was a ho fo sho.

by fdkj May 14, 2008