Steven Boynton

An amazing math teacher. The goat of teaching. Best classes with best haircut, his barber must be proud.

"I wish I was good at math, I need Steven Boynton!"

by mrbasedguy June 7, 2023

Steven Soderbergh

an American film producer, screenwriter, cinematographer, editor, and an Academy Award-winning film director. Also, a software developer for Vertex business services in Seattle office

Hey, Steven Soderbergh - how do I test this CR ?

by mikie123 October 7, 2009

Chloe Stevens

Dyslexic Is her go to excuse

Mom: Chloe Stevens why are stuttering are you ok?
Chloe: no I’m dyslexic

by Russell Caswell March 12, 2020

Steven stobierski

The literal definition of retarded

Friend 1: I got 5/45 for my maths paper
Friend 2: Are you a Steven Stobierski?

by ooft mate February 17, 2019

Steven Lockster

Steven Lockster was a man once renowned for tucking under his duvet to indulge in mischievous activities at ungodly hours for some bizarre reason

Steven Lockster was an interesting individual who was once perceived to be a Marxist

by JudaismAtItsFinest December 1, 2022

Sticky Steven

The act of ejaculating on your own finger followed by giving your friend a wet willy with said jizz finger

Dude 1: Ew dude don't jack it in my room, thats fuckin' gay
Dude 2: Fuck you man turn around if you don't wanna see
Dude 1: Fine ass rammer hurry up i'm tired of waiting
Dude 2: Ok i'm done just stay turned around so i can pull my pants up.
Dude 1: Aw what the fuck! did you just give me a fuckin wet willy?
Dude 2: Hahahaha no dumb fuck smell whats in your ear
Dude 1: What the fuck!!! why is there fuckin jizz in my fucking ear you sick fuckin bitch get out of my room!
Dude 2: Wait what? Why are you mad I didn't even give you a wet willy

Dude 1: No get out fuck you, but what do you call it then if its not a wet willy?
Dude 2: I call it the Sticky Steven motha fucka!
Dude 1: We're not friends anymore get the fuck out of hear
Dude 2: Alright whatever you say jizz ears!

by MC Sticky Steve November 15, 2011

Chad Steven

A very mentally unstable version of Steven from Steven Universe Future.

Person A: Have you seen Chad Steven in the latest SUF episode?
Person B: Yeah man, he needs a therapist.

by jkoee October 21, 2020