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steve jones 

fantastic guitarist for punk band the Sex Pistols.
Wow, Steve Jones' guitar solo was amazing!
The ritual of taking an apple, and while still in the palm of your hands, shove your arm up your partner's anus all the way up to the shoulders. Once reached as far as the arm can go, release the apple, and pull your hand back out. If done properly, the apple should be securely planted in the partner's stomach.
"Boy, im still full from that steve job Tim gave me yesterday"
"Boy, im still full from that steve job Tim gave me yesterday"
steve job by baggage6040 November 19, 2011

steve irwin hardcore 

Steve Irwin Hardcore is a term that describes being one step up from hardcore.
Kicking a dog in the face is hardcore, but kicking a dog in the face and eating it on toast is Steve Irwin Hardcore!!

Rest In Peace Steve 1962-2006
steve irwin hardcore by Pattycake September 18, 2008

steve righ?

Guitarist of industrial band Mindless Self Indulgence. Also, co-creater, along with Jimmy Urine of side project the Left-Rights. Slightly pretentious, but asides from that an all-round awesome guy.
Steve Righ? threw up on me, but that's cool, because it's Steve Righ? :]
steve righ? by Goldie_Drive April 29, 2008

Steve Jobs 

Douchebag...no way around it, and he knows it.

Founded Apple by robbing another man who did all the work for him (Wozniak). The only reason he is so popular is because of his ultimate salesman persona, that allowed him to captivate and trick 3% of the general PC using public.

What people fail to realize is that the reason 98% of people use PC's is because most people like the idea of generosity, economic flexibility and freedom. Apple is none of these things, and the single BIGGEST Big-Brother company of all time.

Wozniak is the true genius behind Apple, a good man and a humanitarian, and Jobs robbed him. Wozniak himself was so disgusted with Jobs business policies that he gave his millions to a laid-off Apple employee and quit. He has yet to return, and I know he never will.

Bill Gates gives billions to charity. Linus made his platform free. Steve Jobs acts like he's high and fucking mighty because of his supposed 1$ salary. I CALL BULLSHIT ON THAT ONE.

TL:DR- Jobs is the ultimate self-inguldent douchebag of all time, and it is his policies and his policies alone that make Apple what it is. If you like overpriced technology that does less, bullshit customer service that robs you of buckets of money unfairly and want to be a part of the most elitist cult of all time, you have Steve Jobs to thank.
I don't need an example of Steve Jobs, enough has already been said.

Steve Irwin's Expedition

Sexual act where you put a salamander in a woman's vagina.
Ryan has a fetish for girls that do Steve Irwin's Expedition.