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Spring Board

A man who is about to receive a blow job in a dark room, tucks his erect penis in his thighs. When the woman goes down to look for the penis, the man released his erect penis from his thighs and it springs up thumping her in the face.
The spring board is one of the most effective ways to leave a mushroom stamp on your girlfriend.
by Atom TwoThousand April 20, 2011
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spring break

Break from school in late March. People like to party during this time.
Dude, during spring break I, like, got drunk twice, stoned once, and had sex seven times!
by Anonymous July 17, 2003
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Spinel

The gem's clingy personality that pissed off Pink Diamond
so she tricked her into standing there for 6000 years
Pink Diamond:(I'm So Pissed off this bitch)Hey Spinel Can You stand in that place till i come back
by 74M3NUMB3RS October 13, 2019
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spineless

When someone is overcontrolled by their girlfriend and does anything she says to do without regard for himself.
She says "jump", he says, "how high and far" showing the lack of a spine - spineless

When Parker W. goes to his g/f's hometown at 12:30 in the morning and tells his buddies that he's going to the gas station to get something to drink!
by Dr. Johns April 30, 2007
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Springfield

Springfielders thumb this up, other towns dont hate. Don't know what we're about? Lemme sum this up, we got what you need, we charge premium for premium quality, and beer is cheap. Hard alcohol is part of our food pyramid. From the bottom all the way to the top, we stay springfield true, and when shit hits the fan a springhood boy got his bros backs. Hate us or love us, we are what we are, and dont forget who runs this county like the way it's supposed to be. Don't like it? Suck it up and move on with your life, it's not gonna change any time soon.

Springfield's got the closest crews you'll ever meet, and if you try to start shit within our borders you're bound to get wrecked. Fags that start shit within our own town get ended fast, might as well get out if you're gonna be a bitch. Springfielders stay on good terms with our neighbors, dont start anything and you got a free pass to all the product and protection you need. Friends are what make Springfield a place to be, we stay close and dont let no one start trouble and get away with it.
Person A: Springfield's a great town.
Person B: Yeah, they got some real good stuff and some real good people.
Person A: Don't forget the hot girls.
Person B: How could you? Springfield girls are banginnn
by Dont worry bout it ;) April 22, 2010
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Texas Spine-Buster

While on a bed, go into a standing 69 with your partner, then proceed to powerbomb her off the bed onto the floor, usually severing the spine.
We were in a standing 69, so I gave the bitch a Texas Spine-Buster
by Senor Bitchwak August 6, 2006
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sweating like the only hooker at a Shriners convention

To be perspiring profusely
Man, it's hot in here; I'm sweating like the only hooker at a Shriners convention
by Woody Thomas July 25, 2008
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