Snare

A snare is a fight between two life-long friends, usually about something extremely stupid, that results in the two people not being friends anymore for a couple months. The two people eventually realise how stupid they were being and become friends again. Their friends all hate them for it, but they know that it will happen again, so they ignore it.

Person 1: Makayla and Morgan got into another snare.
Person 2: Again? Oh well, it will just happen again.

by Photographynerd March 3, 2018

Snarf

The sound you make when you kind of laugh through your nose without making a sound from your me.

(Jeff)“Insert dumb Dad joke” (Kelly)*SNARF* you’re so dumb

by Snarf Monger March 17, 2018

Snarf

To drink liquid then laugh so that the liquid comes out of the nose.

Bob said something really funny while Joe took a drink of his beer, and Joe snarfed.

by Cayman Guy August 20, 2018

Snarf

To grab something, a good deal.

I snarfed some great stuff at a garage sales today. Did you get the cat in, yep she walked right in the garage and I snarfed her up.

by stefiekate September 1, 2018

Snarf

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verb(see 'tongue punching a fart box', 'eating the hole of the butt')

The art of fearlessly eating the butt hole with vigor.

*prior alcohol consumption is recommended.

Her ass is so fine, I would snarf her even if I were sober!

by Snarf Master Plus November 17, 2018

Snarf

If you don't know, now you know.

Don't get snarfed out bro man dude.

by Flails r Us December 2, 2018

Snapjob

When someone takes an erect penis and bends until it “snaps” or brakes.

Man I’m not going to school today I just got a snapjob and I’m at the hospital.

by Snapjob December 17, 2018