free sample

1. Verb. To protrude one's finger into one's anus in order to let others smell the heavenly aroma by placing the finger a couple inches away from the victim.

2. Noun. A small section given to people (usually customers) for free.

1. Guy: "Free SAMPLE!"
Guy2: *barfs*

2. Shop employee: "Would you like to try a free sample sir?"
Guy2: No thanks.

by lawlcakes999 September 24, 2007

sampan

A very cool Indian who is incredibly smart. He is the God Of Math

Sampan is so cool.

by Lolnmmm May 15, 2018

Samprati

It's a Sanskrit word meaning "present".
Samprati- the one who is always on time(ironically not).

He always lives in Samprati!
Samprati is beautiful!

by Satta1911 November 24, 2021

paint samples

What poor kids collect in lieu of trading cards.

Homeless Shelter Attendent: Little Johnny, what did you do today?
Johnny: I traded a Deep Cyan for two B&B Yellows!
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Lowes Cashier: Damn little poor kids stole all the paint samples!

by ScarletTheHarlot February 28, 2008

slampig

Teresa Mangione is the true definition of a slampig

She is a slut and she steals people boyfriends

by tom March 27, 2004

slampig

A female of larger proportions, reputed to enjoy the odd bit of ramming and slamming.

As in "Open the pen, slampig, Syd the Kid gonna bring home the bacon!" and

"On the way home from the mines, I felt like a pork sandwich. Stopped at the deli and was surprised into an afternoon delight by a tasty piece of slampig ham"

by StonicYouth October 2, 2008

Slampire

Crystal Meth users that take the drug by injection into a vein from a needle, mostly the act is called "slamming". When slamming it is usual for the user to stay up sometimes for days and avoid activities outside of dark rooms. The behavior being something like that of a vampire.

I ran into Charles today, He looks awful and like he hasn't slept for days. I think he might be a Slampire.

by PD25 July 13, 2016