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Clueless 20-something single male exemption 

A right invoked by males in their twenties to NOT do what is socially expected of most adults.
Bob: Normally, I would say you should get Joe a gift for having his first baby, but you may be able to invoke your Clueless 20-something single male exemption, and do nothing.

Ted: Good point, I am pretty sure there is something about that in the U.S. Constitution.
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Once you go black you become a Single mom 

When a white women decided to become sexually and or romantically involved with a Black male and she becomes pregnant. The Black male typically ditches the pregnant white women making her a single mother.
Miles- Hanna I wouldnt date Damian.
Donna- Why not he seems nice.
Miles- Hanna once you go black you become a single mom.
Donna- Thats the last thing I need in my life.
Miles- what is that?
Donna- A cribmidget.

Miles- I gotcha

And not a single fuck was given that day 

Usually said after a fairly useless comment, showing that you simply do not care. A nice change of insults synonymous to "I don't give a fuck"
And not a single fuck was given that day

Every. Single. Time. 

When you notice a certain ethnicity always have their fingers in many pies ie Media Channels, Literature Companies, Governments, Banks, The Film Industry, Porn, Music, etc.
"Hey Jon, ever notice how "*they* monopolise every facet of our country, I mean they own all the media channels for crying out loud! It's even illegal to criticise them!!"
"Every. Single. Time."

i don't give a single fuck 

Stronger meaning of "I don't give a fuck."
A: Your ex-girlfriend slept with another guy in Class.
B: I don't give a single fuck! (well, you actually do)

overwatch addicted single 

This is a person who has no girlfriend/boyfriend. It is generally a Caucasian male with a buzz cut who will live with their parents and work in a fast food restaurant until they are 40-65 when they chug 35 cans of red bull and die.
Man you are such an overwatch addicted single innit fam.

half single 

The Boy/girl you like also likes you, meaning your half single, not taken or taken yet but may soon be.