Selling Dreams

When Somebody Doesn't Look Like They're Pictures

Her Bumper Didn't Look Like That In Her Picture, She Was Selling Dreams..

by JulieReloaded July 8, 2015

Skellington

If someone is using a skeleton and/or skeletal avatar and/or signature on a forum, or can medically be described as a skeleton, they refer to themselves as Skellingtons in the hope of a small ego boost. Also used by n00bs when trying to describe a Skeleton.

Waz: "LEIK, ZOMFG SHAI ICN'T SKELLINGTON?!"

Shai: "No, Waz, I really am a Skellington."

by Noosh September 10, 2005

Smelling the Leaf

1When used in situations where the stakes are dire, 'Smelling the Leaf' would mean that you are taking the easy way out, and that you would rahter risk your whole life to just a simple thing such as that situation.

2However, when used in light-hearted situations, it would mean something less severe, like ending a conversation or as comic relief.

1 Hey, Dude... I don't want to get mu shit stolen by these Niggaz, so I'm gonna have to be smelling the leaf on this one.

2 This conversation is over, now let's have afternoon tea and we'll smell the leaf.

by Zero R. August 3, 2006

Spelling Whore

One that cares to spell all the words correctly and constantly tell people the correct spelling for a word

Person 1: dought that will happen
Person 2: doubt
Person 1: stop being such a spelling whore
doubt: a feeling of uncertainty or lack of conviction

by catsrule55 March 27, 2015

magic spelling

Spelling so formidable it magically obviates (in this instance) unnecessary use of spellchecker.

I'm not put off by being put under your magic spelling;
Her words were hardly cold on hotmail, when her buddy commented on her magic spelling.

by Hercolena Oliver June 27, 2008

jow-selling

Negating somebody else's statement with a subjectively dorky response.

"Hey, we just had the best leg of lamb at the take-out place down the road."
Response: (Begins quoting three hundred-plus words just written regarding superheroes, spies, vampires or the awesome nature of oneself.)
"... You're jow-selling me!"

by Kaimz September 30, 2009

spelling nazi

A person who annoyingly fixes the spelling of people when someone is speaking a different language.

"I have to fag."
"There is a mark there, it's fàg not fag."
"Shut up, spelling nazi."

by Tails February 4, 2004