shag

A term refering to a group of viruses which generates enough traffic to cause slowdown on the web. When several major email worms are circulating at the same time, they are colectively refered to as a shag of viruses.

"Attention staff, your email software may report errors or you may experience email delays. A shag of viruses is slowing down services by overloading mail servers on the web."

by Dr_Snapid May 3, 2005

Shag

A shag is basically a haircut that looks like a rattail mullet but not really, it is widely by Hispanic gangbangers in Chicago widely from the Latin Kings to Maniac Latin Disciples

The cut is simple and easy to do if the person has long enough hair where its basically buzzing off the hair all around except for the back end where it is left there long. Though I won't highly recommend it because you will look terrible and possibly shot. (In the wrong Chicago neighborhoods)

Juan: Damn what the hell is the cut Jose is rocking?
Hector: That shit? oh its called a shag and I think it mean he claims something.

by somejackass August 15, 2019

Shag a shortbread

When you’ve just made a grand old error or found out some devastating news it’s appropriate to use this phrase

Mother: yer nan’s just died x
Me: OH shag a shortbread!

by Willne has a square head x March 23, 2019

Bunga Shag

To shag another living or dead organism whilst covered in mucus (hairy or otherwise) from the nose and or vagina for lubrication. May cause Aids. Highly addictive. Must be used with caution, as can be slippery.

Dude, I totally Bunga Shagged that llama last night.

by LilyAndEllieAreTheSex. January 13, 2011

Ripped Stripped and Shagged

A drinking game invented by a group of students on holiday. The basic rules for the game are as follows:

1. Pornography is to be shown on a TV, the more random the better
2. Each contestant is allocated an action used by porn stars (examples include reacharounds, slapping, oral sex, etc)
3. Each time the contestants action is shown, they must drink
4. When the contestants glass is emptied, they must refil it and loose an item of clothing

Special Rules:
1. Any time a porn star 'finishes' all contestants must down their drinks and loose an item of clothing
2. Bets may be made on particular features that may come up, (for example, where the man will finish - chest, face etc)

'Anna did you play Ripped Stripped and Shagged on holiday?...........
Why yes, and afterwards I acted it out with Prem'

by PremAnnaMaddieAndy April 18, 2008

bumber shag

Grabbing onto a vehicle bumber with snow on a street to catch a ride.

Lets bumber shag some cars when they stop at that lisght.

by Bumbershagger December 16, 2016

Shrimpy shag

When you give a nice guy a chance and he lets you down, biblically speaking. Waste of time, unsatisfying sex.

“When it’s not the big hulking meaty burrito you were craving”

Stacy: How was your date last night?!
Stacy’s mom: Total shrimpy shag..can’t believe I let him inside the house (and me). He just seemed soo nice! Sorry girl, no step dad for you.. yet.

by Loscantaritosburritos March 17, 2024