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Salad and chill

The act of a girl making a guy go on many dates with her before having sex. Often done by innocent girls who want a chill relationship rather than a dramatic sexual one.
I don't want to Netflix and chill with him. How about salad and chill instead.

I don't want to be some one night stand, I honestly just want someone to salad and chill with me.
by Ogelratsraw November 26, 2016
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soft salad

An act of anal penetration using the upper third of the forefinger and upper half-inch portion of either the middle or ring finger, often with a 35-degree bend of the second finger.
I was hoping for a proper pegging last night, but I had to settle for a soft salad.
by Lord Bumbershoot December 11, 2018
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Buzzword Salad

Buzzword Salad is a variety of word salad that heavily uses "buzzwords" rather than conventional words. Imagine an ad man or PR hack speaking in tongues about the next safe tobacco product in a harsh CDC report.
I thought that word-salad was pure gibberish, but there was a signal of the "buzzwords" here. Buzzword Salad is a variety of word salad that heavily uses "buzzwords" rather than conventional words. Imagine an ad man or PR hack speaking in tongues about the next safe tobacco product in a adversarial CDC report.

Imagine an IPCC citation, which is legitimate, blurred with the buzz-word salad.

Imagine the next CDC report, mixed with an antivaccine essay.
by Essar March 8, 2019
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What salad

What a Lad! Often used in texting conversation as shorthand.
Bob gets with all the girls he wants!
- What salad!
by Lengar July 5, 2018
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Roberto Salad

When chunks of food become clogged in the drain of a sink. Mainly after washing many dishes. Legend has it that the salad was invented by the lords of Blaze Pizza.
"Check this Roberto Salad out." -Diego
"That's fucking disgusting." - Joe
by Prodigy_55 August 15, 2018
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Gorilla salad

The art of trimming ones pubic hairs and sprinkling them over freshly laid rope.
I'm ordering the gorilla salad tonight. BYO scissors cutie
by Zerohecks September 17, 2018
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Sink salad

A delicious snack to enjoy at the bottom of the sink after you wash the dishes
“Yo man you wanna cop some food later?”

Nah man I’ve been fiending that sink salad Ive got building up in my sink”
by BiggieG07 July 9, 2019
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