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Salad Misery 

The anguish and despondency felt in the mid-afternoon by persons who have only consumed a salad for lunch. Usually occurs at the time a food coma would set in, had you actually eaten something delicious.
My parents hinted that I was looking a little chunky, so I got a salad for lunch. Now the salad misery is just making me want to kill myself.
Salad Misery by Sir Vix October 6, 2012
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Salad Bar Hacking 

Salad Bar Hacking is the practice of attempting to get round 'one bowl, one visit' rules at salad bars by building huge towers of food, etc. Usually attempted by broke university students trying to 'get their money's worth' or general people whose eyes are bigger than their stomachs.

A Chinese engineer named Shen Hongrui has written a ~100 page PDF on different salad bar hacking techniques to be used in Chinese Pizza Huts. Unfortunately, his method became so popular all the Pizza Huts in China scrapped their salad bars.

The method involves building a solid base in the original bowl, ideally with chickpeas and potatoes. 'The foundations are very important, so choose dry and strong material,' he says.

Next, hackers must create a layer of carrot sticks radiating from the centre to act as a scaffold or a larger 'plate'.

Then use slices of cucumber or blocks of fruit to build the tower's walls.

Finally, fill the tower with the food you are most keen on eating. All you need after that is a steady hand to carry your platter back to the table.
Alice: Hey Bob, let's go salad bar hacking!

Bob: Sorry Alice, I don't think I've quite got the guts. I'd be chucked out.

Salad Party 

Where one uses salad items to insert in to a girl or mans hole. Examples include courgettes, radishes, cucumbers or ultimately butternut squash.
Hey Leanne fancy a salad party tonight? After all it is your birthday
Salad Party by Salad party Jew boy September 7, 2013

salad oil 

Like salad dressing but its not. It salad oil.

Hey Zach, pass the salad oil, my salad it dry.
Hey Zach, pass the salad oil, my salad it dry.
salad oil by Thesaldoilguy December 12, 2013

salad 30 

A slang term in reference to a homeless guy sucking your cock for a salad and 30 cents
Hey dude, I'm feeling kinda horny, I think I'm gonna go grab a salad 30, you want to come with?
salad 30 by welcmetowalmart March 19, 2014

salad brain 

Someone so absolutely unintelligent that their Intelligence Quotient can only be compared to that of a head of lettuce.
Caila can barely figure out how to open a door, she's such a salad brain!
salad brain by x_C-T-T_x March 31, 2015

Salad Flapper

A person who flaps their salad (ie. spews bullshit)
- "All I'm saying is that Guy is a fucking coward"

-"Hey bro, don't flap your salad"

-"I ain't no Salad Flapper"