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cashnada strapped

The state of cana-duh-an's economy even prior pandemic. cana-duh is NOOOTTTTT a rich country (could be, with the natural resources; they won't, as it costs too much investment which they won't bear). Better than the brrrrreeeetish at messaging, they are. They can't manage everything. All they do is take.

Aside from a few provinces that will get shamed, the government is corrupt from ottawa to the local governments. The economy is pathetic. The healthcare is actually a mess. Hard to be an honest business here.

The last sectors people will look for wrongdoings (supposedly honest — historically, yes) are the first places they would be scrutinizing for exploits. All rigged for their cohorts & cronies, & in all level, people takes cuts & launder money.

You'd rather be in a place that outwardly lets it's flaws show than this vacuous place. Mild, but very enabled. That's the hallmark of toxic people.
OMG!!! I'm cashnada strapped! I shouldn't go out tonight!..

Oh, well, better just keep up appearances by spending on new outfits, whilst barely feeding myself! Maybe the rich guy down the border will fancy me & spend hundreds of billions on me!
by mrdabbleswithpotion December 20, 2021
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strap gobbler

" You know Alice, the strap gobbler, gobbling dick in the stairway."
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Strap on Joust

When you wear a strap on your forehead like a unicorn horn and "sword fight" with the strap on with your best bros
Are you ready for the Strap on Joust? I really think Spencer will win this year.
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Black Strap

When a person of colour back straps a Zoot.
Yo Tyrone wanna black strap a rathead.
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Straps

Ayo, you got some straps?? I gotta use the rubber on a fine piece of art.
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goomba strap

1. Eyewear retainers worn by dads, even though they aren’t near deep water or the backcountry (e.g. full-time Croakies)

2. The back strap of one’s sunglasses, used as a chick magnet. (It does not, in fact, attract chicks.)
Hey, Dad! Your goomba strap is a little crooked.

“Hide your woman! That man is wearing a goomba strap!”
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strap

Short for strap on. A strap is a dildo that attaches to the waist by harness. Straps are not just for lesbians, they're for anyone who wants to fuck their partner with a dildo. See pegging for more info.
Kanye asked kim to peg him with her strap.
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