cirque du soilet

When you have a powerful poop, that spashes copious amounts of toilet water on you butt.

I used the portapotty at the fair and the poop caused some cirque du soilet

by poopetrator May 17, 2012

Diggin' that untoiled soil

Banging a virgin

Damn that boy was diggin' that untoiled soil last weekend!

by Kitty_Titties June 5, 2015

A Deployed soilder

Inserting a shot glass in a women's vagina and pouring vodka in it and putting salt on the ass and licking it before you take a shot.

It's for a deployed soilder

by ToeSucker99 March 18, 2017

tilling salted soil

It's a wasted effort. A fool's errand. Banging your head against the wall.

With that man she's just tilling salted soil.

by MachinGunz June 3, 2017

circ de soiled

When you attempt to perform an acrobatic maneuver and accidentally soil yourself

"You know when you flipped over the arm of the couch to go to the bathroom, yeah, I think you circ de soiled yourself."
"I tried to do a flip to impress Beth, but I ended up shitting my pants when I hit the ground #circdesoiled"

by alexander angell July 30, 2017

Ants Really Enter Soil (V-Sync)...

What I call homo-sapiens who k ow the spartan prayer" "Achilles, the frequency Auditor, born by hands and killed by feet because of being so endowed in the trench that he was laid to rest so a female can portray the rest" and are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Do you know the spartan prayer and are addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Ants Really Enter Soil (V-Sync)...

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 24, 2025

wetting the soil while it's being planted

pissing yourself and shitting yourself at the same time

look at him he wet the soil while it's being planted lol!!!
uh oh I'm wetting the soil while it's being planted

by morting September 5, 2025