Alpha Simp

A person who's an alpha chad and gets all the girls, then hardcore simps for them.

Dude got all the grills, then puts hoes before bros. He's actually an alpha simp.

by Professor Potato May 1, 2020

Netflix simp

Someone that jumps on the latest Netflix show bandwagon. They have no capacity to think for themselves or explore their entertainment preferences. They watch a show because everyone else is talking about it and they want to feel included. Two weeks later, they’ve forgotten all about it.

You’re likely a Netflix simp if you have watched: Tiger King, Bridgerton, Sex Education, Derry Girls, or 13 Reasons Why

Girl 1: OMG have you watched Bridgerton on Netflix?
Girl 2: OMG YEAH!!1! It’s so *superficial “deep” conversation*.

Boy: You’re such a Netflix simp

by Poseidon’s Kiss February 8, 2021

Archie sampson

He gets no bitches

‘Man that guy is a real Archie sampson’

by The guy behind the bins February 28, 2022

Nice Guy Simp

it's a simp BUTTTT he has no sexual intentions.

But hes still a nice guy- but also a simp

person 1:"you're a fucking simp"
person 2: " yeah but i prefer nice guy"
person 1: " you is nice guy simp"

by DJKALID May 9, 2020

Maggie Simpson

The 1-year-old on the animated series The Simpsons. Constantly sucks on her pacifier. Once did what no one else would: shoot Mr. Burns. We see her as a teenager in the episode Lisa's wedding, where she wears a pacifier around her neck and still doesn't talk. See www.MaggieAndEric.com

If you want to see Maggie when she's a bit older (13 I think), check out www.MaggieAndEric.com. Yes, she's still jailbait, but it's a cartoon, so who cares??

by Homer Jay Simpson February 17, 2005

Maggie Simpson

She shot Mr Burns.She's cool,man!

suck suck suck

by TheWiggidy October 11, 2003

Simpsons Syndrome

When a TV show keeps on going.

And going...
And going... Long after its quality went down the tubes.

Usually because the channel that airs it is making big bucks and absolutely refuses to let the creator end it.

"The Simpsons hasn't been good since 1999. Why do they even try anymore?"
"Simpsons Syndrome"

by Ubeenbamboozledson May 2, 2020