Shredded Cheese

When an uncircumcised penis is full of old semen and has the consistency and smell of Shredded Cheese.
Often is a major turn off for most people
Can also look like cottage cheese in some cases.

Cassie: I tried to give Thomas head last night but he had some MAJOR Shredded cheese.
Sydney: That's why i don't date uncircumcised dudes!

by Poopooman76 June 24, 2020

shred the gnar

done primarily around brunch time. refers to awesome skills associated with snowboarding and/or the special dance and the randomness of the evening.

"guys, lets go shred the gnar at brunch!"

by Pink House September 1, 2006

shred

the fine art of taking a shit.

I have to go take a shred.

I shredded all over the bathroom

by jRo January 10, 2004

shred

Windsurfing in gnarly winds/during a small craft advisory on a shortboard with mad skills. Can include straight out speed, wave riding, or freestyle.

"I was shredding hardcore in these 25+ mph winds"

by St. Marys Windsurfing October 19, 2006

shred the orange

When you shred an orange.

Shread the orange, bitch.

by Flappy January 18, 2005

Shred the Nar Nar

the act of shredding ones hymen...

Last night i went over to CJ's house, had sex with his virgin cousin and decided to Shred the Nar Nar (hymen)

by 8675309digger May 21, 2008

shredding the cheese

To cut the cheese many small times in rapid repitition.

Homey ate somethin' whack and is now shredding the cheese like Machine Gun Kelly in my Benzo!

by jWhBOT January 11, 2009