sameer

Stupid and retarded

Omg ur such a sameer

by Stupid and gay December 7, 2016

Sameen

Arabic for precious but hes not. You underestimate a Sameen they are not evil fuckers. They usually tend to be heroes in the fear of the one percent. They can be real kind. A passionate and loyal lover just to get fucked over impossible. They question answers a lot but they tend to be innocent. They care a lot. And will go out of there way to piss off from anything they are not involved in. Sameen is special.

AW FUCK HEAVEN YEA THAT IS LAYLA SLEEPING IN BED, BETTER STEAL HER KEYS TO MY SOLUTION WHILE SHE DOESNT GIVE A FUCK AS I AM SAMEEN.

by Zlsdafaeeerg rtereergfdhttps:/ April 16, 2019

schmeeb

noun- a girl/woman, usually very hot

" Yesterday, I saw a nice schmeeb on the crosstown bus; I hope she's there tomorrow!"

by thelenis May 7, 2007

Shmeegul

Someone that is a wimp. James Cruddis is an example if you know him. Someone that wont do something that is not scary because they are scared.

Rid : " Howhere Jimmy man! "
Jimmy : " Nar man "
Rid : " Your a right shmeegul u like "

by ridlarh January 7, 2008

shmeeshnoggen

To sexually abuse a giraffe.

As I walked through the rainforest I saw a rainbow chimpanzee shmeeshnoggening harshly and loudly in striped granny panties.

by bobbajoeshalamapoopaquack February 21, 2009

Shmeet

A dick so small, it's a shmall meet

Girl: Don't date Kenny, he has a shmeet

by BossMFBitch June 29, 2018

shmeekie

thats the mf plug call

"Shmeekie!"

*Ethan Dugan preceeds to cum his pants*

by Max Dooley May 13, 2018