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shmeekie 

thats the mf plug call
"Shmeekie!"

*Ethan Dugan preceeds to cum his pants*
shmeekie by Max Dooley May 13, 2018
Words you can keep

Shmeckie 

Diminutive for Shmuck, connoting a small penis.
Dan was embarassed by his shmeckie.
Shmeckie by Vladmir Gosinsky September 23, 2003

shmeeked 

When you are so fucked up words like clapped, geeked, or fucked, wouldn't do justice to the situation.
Jesus, did you see Mike? He was shmeeked off of 14 percs.
shmeeked by Karazem April 6, 2020
A legendary marsupial alleged to be found in the wilderness of Maine. This marsupial has no backbone or mouth. It oozes across the ground, pulling itself along with its enormously long tongue. This marsupial is supposed to have plaid fur, and one eye is pink while the other is brown. The Shmeekles is six feet long, and feeds off of the souls of salamanders.
Gather 'round the campfire, children! it's time to tell the tale of the Shmeekles...
Shmeekles by Cullan. W. November 11, 2008

Shmeekle smockle

A wizzird who has a foot long dick
Do you know any shmeekle smockles?
No but I have a foot long dick.
Shmeekle smockle by TACOCAT6400 April 23, 2019

shmeeker 

when someone is doing their own thing, like texting, when their in a group of people.

Steven Hughes
Did you see Steven just standing there in the middle of our group. He's such a shmeeker
shmeeker by jordan crisologo February 22, 2011

shmeezie 

a synonym for the wurd <slut> as in a chick who gets with anyone and everyone esp fo attention, may be shortened to shmeez
Daym, girl, you sh-MEEEEEzie!
Juanita is SUCH a shmeez.
Those classic fit GAP khakis make you look like a shmeezie, my dear child.
More from Urban Dictionary

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026
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