shmeekie

thats the mf plug call

"Shmeekie!"

*Ethan Dugan preceeds to cum his pants*

by Max Dooley May 13, 2018

Shmeckie

Diminutive for Shmuck, connoting a small penis.

Dan was embarassed by his shmeckie.

by Vladmir Gosinsky September 23, 2003

shmeeked

When you are so fucked up words like clapped, geeked, or fucked, wouldn't do justice to the situation.

Jesus, did you see Mike? He was shmeeked off of 14 percs.

by Karazem April 6, 2020

Shmeekles

A legendary marsupial alleged to be found in the wilderness of Maine. This marsupial has no backbone or mouth. It oozes across the ground, pulling itself along with its enormously long tongue. This marsupial is supposed to have plaid fur, and one eye is pink while the other is brown. The Shmeekles is six feet long, and feeds off of the souls of salamanders.

Gather 'round the campfire, children! it's time to tell the tale of the Shmeekles...

by Cullan. W. November 11, 2008

Shmeekle smockle

A wizzird who has a foot long dick

Do you know any shmeekle smockles?
No but I have a foot long dick.

by TACOCAT6400 April 23, 2019

shmeeker

when someone is doing their own thing, like texting, when their in a group of people.

Steven Hughes

Did you see Steven just standing there in the middle of our group. He's such a shmeeker

by jordan crisologo February 22, 2011

shmeezie

a synonym for the wurd <slut> as in a chick who gets with anyone and everyone esp fo attention, may be shortened to shmeez

Daym, girl, you sh-MEEEEEzie!
Juanita is SUCH a shmeez.
Those classic fit GAP khakis make you look like a shmeezie, my dear child.

by The Ultimate Shmeez Herself :b May 19, 2003