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shatterboxz

you did that again? u shatterboxz
by tocatwiththeuniverse May 15, 2024
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Smarter than everyone

What? No! I'm worse than a retard! You're the smart ones! So use that smart fucking brainz of yourself to figure out how to get me my fucking money.
Hym "You are clearly the smarter than everyone guy! So where is the stalking guy's head and why don't I have my money?"
by Hym Iam July 31, 2024
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Shartarius

A traditional African-American name with a rich, complex history, Shartarius is derived from the ancient African-American tradition of sharting, the act of simultaneously shitting and farting. The name Shartarius is usually given to people who have the distinctive African-American scent of burning faeces and marijuana. The first person with this name was the famed civil rights leader Shartarius bin Laquarius Dinglestein IV, an Afro-Jewish-American transgender adult performer and liberator of the oppressed. Shartarius is Latin for "he who does not wash his ass", a fitting name for an especially hydrophobic nigga.
Nigga 1: Ayo muh nigga I need to lay one massive juicy shart in somebody's mouth
Nigga 2: Ayo wut the fuck nigga I ain't doing none of that gay shit
Nigga 1: Well Shartarius ain't here so you better open yo mouth nigga
by ChigginNiggers January 20, 2025
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Shattering the porcelain throne

Pooping so hard you shatter your toilet
Used in a joking manner
I just spent an hour shattering the porcelain throne 😭 or I just shattered my porcelain throne
by theduchess22 February 1, 2025
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Shattern

Some god awful bug has shifted my Shattern + 12 hours regular now. It's been years since it was regular 6pm.
by geofleet February 18, 2026
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smarter than the average Behr

A better painter than ya typically find among novice color-appliers.
I don't claim to be "smarter than the average Behr", but I do always try to work carefully and neatly.
by QuacksO July 16, 2025
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