realistic smurf cat

WE LIVE WE LOVE WE LIE

"Yo bro have you seen the realistic smurf cat?"
"WE LIVE WE LOVE WE LIE"

by JesusIsNigger September 22, 2023

www.Realsportstalk.net

A new cool sports forum. Features MLB redrafts team froums of all teams and is rapidly building. come check it out and join today www.realsportstalk.net

www.realsportstalk.net is a new forum site.

by thefutureheisman February 20, 2009

The Realest

Rob
Rob is the Realest

“Who's the Realest nigga out?”
“Rob is”

by Ahaha .50 babycakes October 9, 2020

for the reals

slang. local hispanic dialect, commonly used amongst gangsters (female) in texan cities bordering mexico. commonly used to confirm suspicion as to the accuracy of a given statement.

for the reals?
translation: Are you telling the truth?

by tadsworth February 4, 2005

reality

How you perceive the world around you.

if someone perceives your poop-shoot and your mouth as the same thing then your an asshole

by Hawk February 14, 2004

Reality Television

Something gone so horribly wrong in television, people need to stop watching this stuff. Showcases a bunch of whiny idiots causing constant drama and strife among each other. Very rarely has that one guy who "gets it" and doesnt really talk throughout the whole show.

Rare reality television shows that I actually ever liked:

The surreal life.


Thats about it. Stop watching MTV.

by Not Zane September 4, 2004

realistic dong

A realistic dong is a latex replica of a guy's raging boner that he makes from a kit and uses to suck or fuck his own or another cadet's boy-hole.

My cadet roomie , Matt, likes to use his realistic dong on me whenever we have sex - feels like I'm being spit-roasted by the same cadet!

by USAF Cadet October 21, 2020