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in a relationship

A legal form of prostitution where a female collects money, cars and other valuable things in exchange for sex.

"Travis gave La Toya a very expensive diamond ring last night as well as a jeep for their one year anniversary last night"

"Yeah but, did Travis get laid"

"You know it ... "
by Thisisnotmyname January 22, 2014
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polynomial relationship

a better choice of words for an open relationship.

X+Y+Z= YES PLEASE
Chad, Zachary, and I should be in a polynomial relationship
by jcassidy23 February 16, 2018
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open relationship

a). a facebook setting that allows you to give in to your sluttastic urges while keeping a "saftey net" around in the event that you're unable to hook up with anything hotter.

b). a great way to set yourself up for some hellish drama, instead of being honest with your significant other.
"oh there's no need to worry about milliscent, we're in an open relationship. yeah we just need some time- SHIT, milliscent's here! act cool, we were just talking...about...chinese fireworks. that's right, chinese fireworks and not hooking up with eacho- hey babe, how's it goin'? you okay, you look upset. you wanna talk about it, i- hey milly, babe come back!"
by jon burton June 16, 2006
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Relationship

When two people (usually two members of the opposite sex) get together and are usually in love and share everything they have. Including power and ability to make decisions.
We've been in this relationship for a while and its going great.
by Kito December 1, 2004
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Relationshit

1. A relationship that has gone horribly wrong.

2. What Dane Cook likes to call his relationships.
"John why don't you just break up with that bitch, your going through a relationshit!"
by Twatserman March 26, 2009
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relationshit

An unstable relation relationship. This may also be considered a shitty relationship, henceforth relationSHIT.
"yeah joe is in a relationshit with amy atm."
by son4444 May 20, 2021
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Realationship

When a spouse is cheating on you, gaslighting and blaming you because it's all your fault and theres nothing you can do about it.

A one-sided monogamous alledged "relationship" seemingly with yourself.
She/he may be sleeping with the neighbor but were in a realationship.

Sadly it's the reality of a real relationship.
by Kokopellisweety March 31, 2022
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