rachel carey

Rachel carey is a wonderful, kind, confident, pretty and has great body. She is great in bed and loves animals.
She can be bossy at times but is a great friend to have. She has an issue with sharing and has and can't always focus perfectly. She is very athletic and is a BIG party girl

Rachel carey and I were partying so hard last night

by Crazyass1234 September 15, 2015

ranched

to ejaculate all over your bitch

yo she wants my ranched carrot to spray all over her

by ranched September 5, 2016

Rachel

Rachel may not the prettiest girl you’ve ever seen, but definitely the funniest. She makes your day everyday by something so stupid, it’s funny, and she cares about everyone. Unless she doesn’t like you... So stay on her good side! She has a bright, creative imagination, and is always thinking of something new. She may get a little clingy, but only because she’s so glad to have you.(If you have a Rachel in your life, KEEP HER!) Rachel is loyal to you, and thinks about you all the time. She may seem mean or rude at first, but not on purpose. It’s just her personality! She may have a hard time explaining her feelings, and telling you what’s going on, but just be patient with her, really. She may seem tough on the outside, but she can be sensitive to some things. Don’t get on her bad side, though! Rachel is good at lots of things, and loves to flirt. She is probably slightly (a lot) boy crazy! Rachel is the best person to have in your life, so don’t let her go. Lol, and she has a nice butt. :)

“Ew, is that Rachel?”

“HEY! Rachel’s my best friend!”

“Don’t talk about her, she is so funny, and you don’t even know.”

“Oh sorry, I didn’t know she was so cool.”
“Well, now you know.”

by TheRealRachKid November 28, 2017

Chicken Ranchero

Chicken Ranchero is when a girl gives a guy a handjob, but she uses ranch dressing as lubricant. Then, it's optional to reuse the jizz-filled ranch as ranch dressing afterward.

Room mate#1: Yo i heard chad got a chicken ranchero last night!
Room mate#2: Ugh! That's gross! Did he keep the jizz ranch?

Room mate#1: Yes
Room mate #2: i just had ranch with my salad...oh my fucking god.

by Gordon Hewitt September 3, 2010

Southwest Ranches

Southwest Ranches, Florida is just south of Weston. It's full of horses, dogs, and red necks.

Southwest Ranches is a giant plot of empty land and red necks.

by 3-1337 December 7, 2010

Rachel Bilson

Ridiculously hot actress on the OC and Jumper. Really, Really, Really, Really HOT!!!

Rachel Bilson is so hot in Jumper.

by George Stephenson November 30, 2009

rachelle

To rachelle your way out of something means to back out of something you've promised you'd be a part of for weeks at the last possible minute.

People who rachelle their way out of things usually use some awful excuses they've built up for days to justify their actions.

Hey dude, is Lindsay still coming out tonight?

Nah man she totally rachelled her way out of it.

by Baba the bruce March 9, 2011