Punted

I first made this saying after finding that sometimes owned and pwned can't describe my feeling good enough.
Used in online games for when someone gets completely destroyed. Can also be used for when someone gets happyslapped or hit by something in the face or genitals very hard. I intended this to be used with a deep voiced announcer like Unreal Tournament.
Best used over a Microphone.

(DjDec kills Killer667 with a tank shell)
DjDec: PUNTED!!!!

(Killer667 left the game)
Stupot101: LMAO!!!!

by Dj Dec (Declan) December 19, 2008

Punting

When you send your foot so far up your girlfriend's pussy with such force that it sends her into the air.

"What did you do with your hoe last night?"
"Oh yeah, I was punting the shit out of her."

by Butter My Toast Daddy June 16, 2017

Punta Gorda Middle School

A school with good teachers but BAD, BAD students!Students do ok academically (only because of the wonderful job that the teachers do), but they are very cliquish and nasty to each other. Teachers make this an A school, not the a**hole students. My apologies to the hand full of respectable students at this school; I really do feel sorry for you.

True story: Punta Gorda Middle School students, along with their cheerleader friends at Charlotte High School, used to relgiously vandalize Wikipedia from the school computers with hateful comments and 50,000 "hi"s and hearts where they didn't belong before the school board ended up putting a district-wide block on the site over their abuse.

by A former PGMS kid now @ PCHS November 29, 2009

Punter

Noun; 1 - Reference to a American Football Player. 2 - Someone who ‘punts’ their workload, questions, etc. to their peers in a way that typically lacks basic manners. Behaves in a way that is rude, too confident, and/or is conceited; or behaves in a way that shows that they think they are very intelligent, skillful, or attractive and above the rest of the team.

“Guys, which team do you think had the greatest Punter is of all time? Because I would say it's either the Raiders with Ray Guy and Shane Lechler, or Ebix’s Thomas Rioso.”

by El Penetrador May 21, 2020

punt

Was very common in AOL chatrooms in the 90's. Someone would use a hack program to send a code into the chatroom...and anyone who had their chat sounds on would get the blue screen of death or something similiar...forcing them to restart their computer.

Dont mess with me or you'll get a punt.

by Bobby De Niro December 28, 2005

and punt

Stating the obvious... A tagline

My wife came home and said "You're High"... AND PUNT!

by StephMill September 16, 2007

cunt punt

A sex technique in which one kicks a woman's vagina in an attempt to bury one's foot as deeply as possible within said vagina.

My girlfriend likes it when I give her a cunt punt, but sometimes I accidentally just kick her in the stomach, and it totally kills the mood.

by D_Dubs January 16, 2008