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Pregnant

It's when a boy sticks his d*** in yo p**** and it touches an egg in yo body and it creates a baby
Gf: I'm pregnant
Bf: OMFG I'M GONNA BE A DAD
by Big Miyaaa April 14, 2020
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Pregnant face

Big, round, full face, nose spreading, getting larger.
Her body don’t look it but she has pregnant face.
by Yatchy2 February 12, 2021
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Pregnant

Your fucked.
Wow you forgot to use a condom? She’s pregnant? Well dude you’re fucked
by anonymous March 14, 2021
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pregnant

“wait you didn’t shave a part of your legs? yo that is pregnant!!”
“umm chile why did you wear black to an all white party? that’s pregnant af!”
by coco_lex123 April 6, 2021
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Pregnancy Brain

When a pregnant person gives head.
John: I’m telling you, we went to the movies and she gave me some Pregnancy Brain.

Billy: Fo-Sho!
by TheOigBlONu April 19, 2021
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Pregnant Sleep

Sleeping in the fetal position on your left side with a pillow between your legs and under your head.

This particular sleeping position is popular amongst pregnant women, as it is medically recommended. It is also, however, popular with people that sleep with body pillows.
I usually pregnant sleep because my doctor recommends it’s best for the baby.
by TicAss December 20, 2021
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Pregnancy

Noun

A medical condition, solely affecting biological females, denoting parasitism by a fungus that infects the male gonads and enters the female through her genitalia. It rewires her emotional reactions so as to ensure it is not threatened within the female body as it begins to sap her resources, assimilating her DNA in the process to take a human-like form. When it is mature enough to exit the body, it mimics the maturation process, complete with a developing and soon to be fully formed human vessel, to eventually perpetuate the process. Its known defense mechanisms include screeching as well as shooting its excreta, which it also uses to chemically manipulate the host to removing said excreta and sanitizing external excretory organs as a power move. It renders its host completely defenseless and coerces the individual through complex chemical reactions to provide for it until its body is sexually mature and ready to seek a willing participant to receive new spores, or if female, provide other parasitic spores through the act of copulation. It is the most common parasite worldwide, and there were no known examples of the male biological sex before its emergence.
"God, you're such a fun guy, Jack. Stay at least 4 inches away though, I don't want to contract pregnancy"
by BJSD808 March 17, 2022
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