pregnant nun

When you are having sex and you realize the condom broke. Smother her with a black scarf and hope to god she doesn't live.

Shit man, that pregnant nun i gave sue didnt work, looks like im gunna be a daddy.

by L-dot June 22, 2006

Pregnant

A female state resulting in her being fatter and more irritating than usual.

My wife is pregnant.

by MonkeyHutch96 December 2, 2010

Prenatal vitamins

Euphemism for birth control pills

Jack: Did you take your prenatal vitamins this morning, sweetheart?
Jill: No, I'm trying to trap you in this relationship by getting pregnant.

by RMEEEEEE October 19, 2011

pregnant at 13

me

im pregnant at 13

by Nottingham slag November 26, 2020

Pregnant

When a girl and male have sexual intercourse.

Amber had sexual intercourse today and now she is pregnant. Amber loves her chat. Dommy Mommy

by Nalopia/ Amber August 26, 2021

Jerry Pregnancy

When your girlfriend goes and gets pregnant on accident off of another guy, even though she was going out with you and having sex with you. Usually because she was cheating.

Guy: What the f*** dude! you said you wouldn't get your girlfriend pregnant, and now you broke up with her too!

Friend: For a good reason, it was a jerry pregnancy.

by Mark2791 December 17, 2008

Chest Pregnant

When a woman's breasts are so large, they are the size of a pregnant woman's belly.

Joe: When is that chick due?
Moe: She's not belly pregnant, just chest pregnant.
Joe: Oh.

by john jjj johnson July 18, 2009