pochango

1. A fruit, a cross between a peach and a mango. Not eaten usually, but used as currency.

2. A sexual act involving 3 handle bars, a raised platform and a stool. Has a 10% chance to kill the male. Often used as currency. Chance of death reduced by how many apples the person ate in his lifetime.

Girl: Wow those are some really cool boots, how much do they cost?
Salesman: 200 pochangos, and a subway gift card.
Girl: DEAL!

Guy1:Yea dude, I took her home last night..AND GAVE HER A POCHANGO!
Guy2:You got balls of steel. BALLS BALLS BALLS of STEEL

Obituary: We will miss DJ, his death, via pochango
Mourner: Damn, he went out in style

by Pixysticks December 12, 2007

pocky

Pretzel or Biscuit sticks dipped in fudge of various flavors.

Tasty, but overrated and monstrously expensive for just chocolate sticks (Two Pack: $5 at anime conventions $1.99 atr Oriental markets). Mostly eaten for image purposes rather than actual taste by anime fans.

Not as tasty or cheap as Pepero, a Korean biscuit stick that is manufactured by Lotte.

Otaku: "Oshi desu!! Pocky, how kawaii!" *throws $5 at man for 2-pack*

Regular guy: *Looks on with 89 cent 2-pack of Pepero* "Idiot."

by nikkan_hanil July 2, 2004

Pocket phone call

Getting a call from somebody's pocket, and you hear the phone moving around in the pocket.

You call your friend back because you have a missed call from them. You soon learn it was just a Pocket phone call.
"Hey did you call me?"
No, sorry that was my pocket
"Can I talk to your pocket?"

by Mike Tsirklin January 27, 2009

Pocket Idol

An insanely adorable nickname for Kris Allen, America's tiniest Idol.

Can, at times, be used as the opposite (or bottom) of Glamazon.

Kris Allen, the Pocket Idol, likes capes.

by glitterfuck July 22, 2009

pocket mining

masturbating by putting your hand in your pocket and playing with yourself through the fabric

"Oi, Smith, stop pocket mining and pay attention!"

by FuryouMiko April 21, 2018

Pockets with benefits

A pocket in an item of clothing that one has not worn for some time that unexpectedly contains a sum of money.

Subcategories include the following:

"Pants with benefits" "Jeans with benefits" "Suit with benefits" "Bag with benefits" and "Cothing with benefits".

"I was so psyched when I tried on an old pair of jeans and found a 20$ bill in the pocket. Talk about pockets with benefits! "

by nycesq October 8, 2009

meatball pocket

a meatball pocket is when you are doing a girl in the ass and then you jam you nuts into her butthole

tom gave his girlfriend a meatball pocket the other night

by tb22 May 1, 2006