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piss pistol

a relatively uncommon phrase referring to the masculine sexual organs and their capability to squirt body fluids similar to a water pistol. often the piss pistol is used for self defense in the common high school locker room.
dude, don't kick me down there. i need my piss pistol to make babies in the future.
by wow567443 December 31, 2009
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Big Piss

An expression to signify someone's disappointment with their current situation.
"Big piss", I left my keys in the car
by SticcLord August 28, 2019
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Walking Piss

When one walks down the street, usually drunk, and urinates as he walks (usually for the amusement of his buddies/mates). The true walking piss is done without the aid of hands, a feat that is perfectly feasible as long as one isn't hung like a field mouse. Extra points are earned if the individual doing the walking piss executes it in an area in which pedestrians are present. The general rule of the walking piss amongst pedestrians is that if YOU don't look down at your dick, nobody else will either.
Yo, check out Chewy- he's gonna rip a walking piss right by that outdoor café .
by Sloppy7ths January 15, 2009
mugGet the Walking Pissmug.

piss mortar

A piss mortar is when you go to the bathroom or wherever else, and instead of aiming your gear downwards while urinating, you aim upwards so it goes way up and then down into the bowl or onto the ground. Feels good man.
"Dude, earlier I pulled off a perfect piss mortar while listening to Sting. I felt so manly."
by Peshka March 25, 2010
mugGet the piss mortarmug.

piss drunk

Absolutely obliterated from drinking it up all night. So drunk you have to take a piss every five minutes or so, right on the borderline of throwing up.
I got piss drunk off Long Island's last night.
by ACG2x February 27, 2004
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piss shit

When excrement takes on a liquid form and is violently sprayed from the rectum.
"Man, I just did a piss shit"
by aregee December 3, 2006
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Colombian Piss

After drinking one or more coffees in a given day, your piss begins to smell like coffee. The more coffee consumed, the more pungent the smell.
Roommate 1: Who's brewing coffee?
Roommate 2: Nobody. I was up all night studying.
Roommate 1: That's one Colombian piss.
by gary coleman009 October 1, 2009
mugGet the Colombian Pissmug.

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