press-a-piss

When you're high and dehydrated and you've held it too long and a telephone pole is suddenly calling your name. See anticipiss.

No time to unzip or drop trou, you're at the press-a-piss!

by car-bender December 10, 2017

Pheasant-faced Guinea fowl

A “Pheasant-faced Guinea fowl!” is an insult that is thrown about in disgust towards people that are stupid or uneducated. This phrase is usually met with the response of “hogwash you buccaneer!”.

Jenkins and friend:

“Tither, Thither, Jenkins! I do believe that man is quite the pheasant-faced Guinea fowl I believed him to be!”
“Quite right ol’ matey look at him strouthing around like a lesser-man”
Pheasant-faced Guinea fowl:
“Hogwash you buccaneer! Prepare yourselves for a dashing round of fisticuffs!”

by Johnny87479 June 11, 2018

Pessoas são como copos

Todos nós somos como copos, vamos colocando a água no copo e se não pararmos de colocar ou dermos um jeito de esvaziar ele transborda, na vida nós seriamos os copos e a água seria como as emoções, informações e essas coisas do dia a dia.
Então se não esvaziarmos os copos eles transbordam, ou seja se não nos esvaziarmos transbordaremos, e quando transbordamos é quando temos nossos ''ataques'', sejam de raiva, insegurança, medo e etc .
Agora como esvaziar os copos varia de pessoa pra pessoa, no meu caso quando compartilho o que estou sentindo me sinto aliviado (esvaziado, mas claro que existem pessoas cm quem eu esvazio, pessoas em quem e confio elas são minhas válvulas de escape.
Isso é apenas uma teoria assim como a de ''Margo'' de ''Cidade de Papel'', de que somos feitos de fios por dentro.

Acho que já dei o exemplo, mas pessoas são como copos

by elfortizinho July 30, 2018

phestugee

noun \ fest - you - gee\

A person who has been forced to leave their festival in order to escape piss-poor campground conditions or natural disaster and seeks entertainment & good times in surrounding areas.

Much love to all my PHESTUGEES!

by Wballz August 20, 2018

Pessimist predominance

The act of someone knowing shielding they’re insecurities and how the world views they’re emotional stability through others when in distress. Turns to the ppl or person that is trying to build a foundational security in that person and complex concrete relationship to build a life that establishes a pursuit of happiness for both parties in every aspect. Then begins to bash, toy with, and deminish that persons trust and loyalty in that person and that they had to not manipulate them til it’s gone completely without any remorse.

I tried to be a realist to her, show her my real side publicly and be they want they need to have in they’re heart I felt what I did and I know the universe sourced it’s intriguing faction. 2: doesn’t matter big dog, she hasn’t left the porch, an the dogs have been waiting by the steps for ages for her to take one toe tap toward you and rip her sanity to pieces. 1: I never had a chance anyway it’s uselss.. 2:don’t say that, you are who you are a lover NOT a fighter, when it’s right you won’t have to try.. not drown in Pessimist predominance

by Titus dyfilid February 18, 2019

phens

Acetaminophen for rec use.

yo dakota are these phens hitting you as hard as theyre hitting me

by Mr peantu October 20, 2019

Pessimistic Optimism

When you thinking the worst will happen so when either it comes true or not, you either get the result you expected or you get delightfully surprised.

"How is Kyle so pessimistic and happy at the same time?"
"He is using Pessimistic Optimism"

by DiddlyYourDoos February 5, 2020