Anticipiss 

The feeling one gets that one must urinate, starting very weakly yet increasing tremendously the nearer one approaches a bathroom, usually experienced when in one's car: the nearer one's driveway, the more urgent, and the nearer the bathroom, more urgent still.

My anticipiss is so strong that I'm not sure I can make it since I'm not wearing Depends.

Anticipiss by Art Scotti May 15, 2015

anticipashit 

An unplanned bowel movement experienced shortly after contacting your narcotics dealer for cocaine.

"I just phoned Mike, and now I have to go for an anticipashit."

anticipashit by lexcomplex May 29, 2009

anticipissed 

adjective: to be very annoyed or angry about a situation before it occurs.

Dude, my girl is anticipissed because she thinks I am going to ditch out on her birthday dinner.

anticipissed by R.Chid December 24, 2010

anticipine 

to anticipate and long to be with someone(s) you have gotten to know through universal communication (such as the internet) but have never been in the same physical place with.

She was anticipining so bad, she just wanted to cry out of frustration.

He started to anticipine being with them so badly, he started looking up plane ticket costs again.

anticipine by DFNoeloni December 7, 2012

anticipussy 

When you are greatly anticipating pussy but don't get it when you want it.

Damn dude, the anticipussy is killing me, I want to get in there sex bust a nut

anticipussy by Patty Ice McMuffin July 25, 2016

Antidisisstatamentariunisum.

Bro wat

Person 1: Antidisisstatamentariunisum :D

Person 2: Bro wat-

Person 1: wat.

Person 2: What is Antidisisstatamentariunisum.

Person 1: it means: bit-

Person 2: OK NVM

Antidisisstatamentariunisum. by UrLocalBudgie September 27, 2021

antici-piss-ation 

The problem you encounter where the closer you get to the bathroom, the worse you have to go.

Larry suffered great antici-piss-ation while trying to locate a rest area where he could evacuate his bowels.

antici-piss-ation by Shonamongus November 29, 2014