Classical Penis

—adjective
1. going out of one’s way to be put on display in order to draw extra attention; usually with no invitation (like the penis on classical nude statues, e.g. Michelangelo‘s “David”)

Gf1: What is Angela wearing? Nobody wants to see all that...
Gf2: Yea, she’s being extra Classical Penis rn...

Dude1: You see Mike at the bar ordering drinks for those girls? You know he can’t afford that...
Dude2: Yea, that Classical Penis shit is why he still drives a Hyundai.

by M. A. Bham September 23, 2019

dababy penis

A very long and black stump, that lumber jacks would generally pull out of the ground after cutting down a big and brown tree.

Hey man, don't forget to pull out that dababy penis out.

by dababypenis January 28, 2021

National Small Penis Day

The day to celebrate Malachy

Jake: "Hey it's National Small Penis Day!"
Malachy: "Sweet! Let's go celebrate!"

by trinkolastrunphy June 4, 2018

penis cheese

The white substance found around the head of the penis when it hasnt been washed for 1-2 months

Chad is the definition for penis cheese...

by Random_Hero_05 May 31, 2005

penis fingers

Unexplainable clutz, who ends up breaking everything.

"Hey penis fingers... So you have to fuck everything you touch?"

by Snaffta November 1, 2007

Penis Woman

An aggressive, rude and curt woman who seems very man-like and often picks on women who are more feminine or soft spoken (and sometimes smaller than her). usually seen walking around in long strides, dressed in 3 piece suits. (Not to be mistaken with a bitch who can often be quite feminine)

That penis woman! She screamed at me to get of the way, spat on my Jimmy choos, mocked my fabulous poncho and stole my cab! I'm going for a facial.

by Hukra February 21, 2009

Penis Pudding

Created by masturbating or having sex.

"Sperm is just a slang word for Penis Pudding"

by Erection Joe December 10, 2006