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Path Blocker

a person who makes a living jumping out in front of other people (mainly people in a rush) and walk slower therefore blocking their path.

also works while driving

a path blocker may professional or else doing it for recreational purposes.
"sorry im late, i got trapped in by a path blocker
by steFANNYPAKK September 28, 2008
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pathed-ex

Awaiting a fed-ex package that arrives later than you wish comes from pathed-ex.
I am anxiously awaiting a package from fed-ex. It must be coming from pathed-ex.
The Christmas gifts you sent have not arrived yet. Did you send them by pathed-ex?
by kymnasium January 8, 2009
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patchopath

A relatively harmless subcategory of psychopath whose attacks are limited to couples with rhyming names.

The patchopath's attacks are restricted to juvenile heckling, unless it is discovered that one of it's victims has denounced their given name in favor of a shortened version of their last name, in which case the patchopath may become aggressive. The only effective defense at this point is shielding oneself with the middlemost finger and liberal deployment of F bombs.

The origin of the name is unknown, but is believed to be the result of the first victim's inability to spell-check, possibly to due to post-traumatic stress following the attack.
Victim: I was talking to this lady after work and we were attacked by a patchopath!

Innocent Bystander: OMG, what happened? What did you do?

Victim: Oh, I whipped out the finger and tossed around some F bombs and they took off. It was pretty impressive.
by My Nickname May 6, 2009
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Pathelmic

A disease known as being completely pathetic, or acting like a fool.
"Look at that completely PATHELMIC dude over there!"

"EW! That girl is PATHELMIC, she scratches her ass in public."

"AJ is PATHELMIC, he stood up a great girl, i'm going to kick his ass."
by CheyThelm June 19, 2009
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Pashoosh

Another way of saying shoosh, shush, or just plain shut up. Accidently formed by forcing air through the lips faster than you can open them resulting in the "pa" noise, then followed by a shush.
John: Hey Guys!

Jim: Pashoosh, Im talking on the phone.
by Navy Poptart October 11, 2009
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pathag

1. the shortened word for "pathagrean theorem"
2. an adjective used to describe something that is both "pathetic" and "fag" like
J.B. doesn't know how to use the pathag? that's sooo pathag!
by ohannahgee March 24, 2010
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path of destruction

what happens when you drink to much Jagermeister and red bull.
1. "I dont remember what happened last night but I followed the path of destruction this morning and it lead me all the way back to the frat house on main st"
by sparrow802 July 27, 2010
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