Sarah Jessica Parker

A horse-like creature that lurks in the gated communities of Los Angeles. Also used as a reference to horses.
I'm so hungry, I could eat Sarah Jessica Parker!
by harygdl13 August 17, 2012
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John Parker Wilson

Former QB for the University of Alabama during the 2005-2008 seasons; A term often used to describe a...less than remarkable...quarterback. He, somehow, holds every significant passing record in Alabama school history--3 years as a starting player will do that to you (i guess). He signed with the Falcons as a free agent after going undrafted in the 2009 NFL Draft on April 28th.

*Disclaimer* To his credit, he showed a lot of improvement his senior year. However, he was certainly never above average. Not to mention hes a total douche.
by Two Drink Minimum July 09, 2009
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Sam Parker

Is truly one of a kind guy who is known to be endemic. When intoxicated enjoys the pleasure of declothing himself.

Loves to leave puddles to mark his territory, and leaves the sick untouched for many hours on end and makes his friends clean it up. Oh but don't worry Sam, Aaron is your housemaid and will do anything for you !!!!!!!!
by 501 crew. 🤙 May 19, 2017
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parker allen

One who shaves with melissa's razor...mmmm shaved penis ahhhhhhh
see peach see peach explode
by jesus February 08, 2005
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Sarah Jessica Parker

An ugly, useless, odd-eyed, actress, who is terrible at almost everything she does publicly. Her voice and reaction in acting is that of a 5 year old's. Her scream is terrible and very threatening. She is also getting older and older and older every hour of every day. It is believed she gets plastic surgery and Botox behind the eyes of the media.
Sarah Jessica Parker looks like a horse. Her head is shaped like a foot too!
by Raine tones August 14, 2011
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David Parker Ray

David Parker Ray was a very sadistic man indeed. With his $100,000 homemade torture chamber, which he conveniently called his "Toy Box" which contained several items he called his "Friends" such as: Whips, Chains, Pulleys, Straps, Clamps, and Leg Spreaders, etc. For years he tortured unfortunate victims in Truth or Consequences, New Mexico.

His actions were everything from sadism and sex slavery to murder. Inside the torture room with numerous sex toys and torture implements there was an electronic generating device that was used in torture, as well as a 12-volt motorized breast stretcher. Ray would often have a recorded audio tape of himself he played for his victims whenever they regained consciousness. Ray has been recorded as saying he killed at least one person a year for 40 years.
David Parker Ray is one sick mother fucker!!!!
by Rough Times March 05, 2009
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Laura Jane Parker

Laura Jane parker. A girl who took your world by storm and you never looked back. She has the sweetest of smiles and an even sweeter heart. Creative and funny, goofy and cute, she makes the day seem all that little bit brighter when you're around her. You could never get tired of a Laura Jane Parker. If you are ever lucky enough to come across such a girl, just remember one thing, she deserves a wolrd full of happiness and nothing less. Treat her how you'd like to be treated yourself. You've stumbled upon a one in a million type of person. "Fuzzy" comes to mind when you think of Laura Jane Parker.
Hey that girl got some serious ninja skills, nah, that's just Laura Jane parker.
by Goofball95 November 23, 2021
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