Penial Diabetes

Diabetes in the penial region, most common in Asians.

Brendan: "Yo, lets invite that guy to the party"
Toon: "Step off nigga don't go close, that asian has mad penial diabetes"

by Muldooner September 6, 2008

Penidiamond

Terrible stench.
To smell like rolton feces.
Dire need to take a bath.
Extreme disgust.

You smell like a Penidiamond.

by Bham February 13, 2005

Peni-Pickles

A nickname for random people.

Billy Bob: Hey

Milerz: Hey.

Billy Bob: Soo...

Milerz: PENI-PICKLES

by Milerz and Manderz August 1, 2011

penicure

The removal of calluses from an overworked penis via sugar scrub for extra exfoliating and sweetness.

"I'm getting a penicure today because I had an all-nighter last night."

by RevolutionBreeze April 24, 2009

Penile Beads

A Penile Bead is similar to Anal Beads, differing in shape and size. The beads have been elongated to be placed easily into the hole of the penis and the size has decreased, although you can buy several different sizes.

"Hey sexy, guess what I bought?" "Yes, Molly?" "Mmm I bought you some Penile Beads!" "Oh Molly!!"

by PenilleBeeeeds May 5, 2010

pen0x

pen0x just means penis, plain and simple.
May also be spelt "penox"

Person1: You are ghey.
Person2: OMFG eat pen0x!

Person2 could have said it more kindly by adding plox

eg. OMFG eat pen0x plox!

by Dylan The Knife June 22, 2006

peni

a really big penis or a raging flock (multiple)

dude! look at those gay guys peni!

by jjfer April 21, 2006