a date with mrs palm and her 5 lovely daughters

1. n. a wank

You: I've got a date tonight!
Your mate: Yeah I heard! A date with mrs palm and her 5 lovely daughters!

by Anonymous January 8, 2003

my palm tree be throwing up new leaves!

an expression indicating optimism regarding ones current situation

You: So what's the word with that rash of yours?
Me: Dude, my palm tree be throwing up new leaves! Doc, says it'll clear up just fine.

by Johnny Goldfish April 13, 2007

Xavier College Preparatory High School (Palm Desert)

A school located in So-Cal, full of a bunch of swell people who will one day make a lot of money or else end up as fry cooks in Mcdonald's.

Oh, you go to Xavier College Preparatory High School (Palm Desert)?

Yeah, why.

(alkward silence)

Just askin'

by JoeSmithnotachick October 8, 2011

Palm Springs Blow Torch

Usually occurs after consuming a spicy meal accompanied by a bout of food poisoning where you repeatedly spray red hot shit out your ass. However, despite your inflamed anus, it does not stop your partner from sexual penetration.

Despite eating some bad taco meat, Jason's sexual frustration resulted in Nick giving him a big old Palm Springs blow torch.

by ZT14 October 13, 2016

puddin palms

Super dope chick with stupid soft hands who likes to dye her hair n shit
Rumors of a donkey dick

In the boxes above, puddin palms link to other words with square brackets. For example, booty

by knifeylife April 19, 2015

palm breeze

Is when you get slapped in the face for being disrespectful

Hay man that mofo called my sister a bitch. Ima go and give him a palm breeze to the face

by Smobbin 650 October 5, 2021

Butt Palm

When the toilet paper sticks to your balls, and your hand keeps going and you end up whiping your ass with your palm.

Damn.. that paper in the Porta john gave me a butt palm.

by Kezalex July 5, 2023