Laughing oral

When a girl is drunk out of her mind and starts giving you a blowjob and and pukes all over your penis.

Person1: dude last night my girl was giving me some top and puked all over my cock!
Person2: yeah man my girl did Had a laughing oral the other night too!

by Big bad western law enforcer March 2, 2022

Floral oral

When you put a flower in a girl's anus, and then eat her out from behind.

My girl and I tried floral oral last night, all I could smell was lavender!

by Tandager June 19, 2022

Pixy Stix oral

The act of putting the 'Pixy Stix' flavored sugar on ones body and having it licked off by another person

Man 1: "Does she like to try new stuff?"
Man 2: "Yeah, we did Pixy Stix oral last night"

by Rastamoshi September 9, 2010

Have a degree from Oral Roberts

1. A euphemism for someone who gives really good head.

2. The ability to fuck up everyone's good plans by virtue of just being present at all.

1. Guy to a girl after receiving head: Do you have a degree from Oral Roberts? Because you can suck more than my 2021 March Madness Bracket.

2. Guy 1: Why did you invite bad-breath Brian to the party?
Guy 2: I didn't think he would be a problem since he just stands in the corner.
Guy 1: Bad-breath Brian has a degree from Oral Roberts, including him at all is going to fuck up our plans!

by Aethelwulf March 21, 2021

Moses Lake Oral B-J

The process of a woman performing relation on a man until he ejaculates into a toothbrush which is then inserted into his urethra too the bristles. Once inserted he thrusts his pelvis which the toothbrush is in the woman’s mouth essentially brushing her teeth with his seed.

I just got a new toothbrush so the wife and decided to break it in and whiten her teeth with a Moses Lake Oral B-J

by Krustee 78 September 29, 2021

SELF ORAL

1. The act of flexing so that u can suck ur own penis, as fags try 2 do.

Hey i want some SELF ORAL

by K-Wo February 11, 2003

An Oral Roberts

A female being held upside down, holding a deep throat position, while the male commences ejaculation.

Damn, i think my girl passed out when she gave me an Oral Roberts

by James Powell January 6, 2006