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oral argument

A squabble whereby you require your opponent to give you a blowjob at da same time as he/she is presenting his side of da dispute.
One of da main advantages of an oral argument is dat you don't even hafta listen to your opponent's whiny monologue because he/she unavoidably has his/her mouth --- shall we say --- "otherwise occupied" at da time. What you can then do is to eventually suggest dat said grumbler engage in "regular" sex wif you in order to both satisfy your "pleasure me while telling me your side of da disagreement" stipulation and free up his/her mouth to do da yacking. Naturally he/she may not wish to do so, and thus he/she may just allow you to win said dispute without further debate, since said concession may seem less offensive/upsetting/humiliating than submitting his/her pelvis to you.
by QuacksO July 2, 2021
mugGet the oral argumentmug.

Oral Roberts

A reference to the Oral Roberts men's college basketball team making it farther in the 2021 NCAA tournament than anyone thought they would.

If a guys scores a blow job from a female that his buddies didn't think he had a chance with, he got a "Oral Roberts"
Did you hear Jimmy got a Oral Roberts for that hot chick?
by Batdog444 March 27, 2021
mugGet the Oral Robertsmug.

orally plural

Damn baby, Turn that ass around and let me get orally plural..
by anonymous May 11, 2022
mugGet the orally pluralmug.

oral rooting

When a woman deep throats a penis so powerfully that her tonsil stones are suctioned out of her throat and spat out on her partner's stomach.
Damn son, I was oral rooting with my girlfriend yesterday and came up with some good chunks. Her breath never smelt better.
by PopTart_Burner April 23, 2018
mugGet the oral rootingmug.

Oral Shit Arky

When y’all be creeping so hard that you get your teeth not out like you just lost a fight in the ring against a boxer.
Bro, that guy just got an oral shit arky. He took a blow to the face. That blow was so hard all he saw was Bloody Sunday.
by DrLittleUnderheptoblow April 12, 2021
mugGet the Oral Shit Arkymug.

Mobile Oral Fenestration

Giving/receiving head though the window of two vehicles that are side by side as they are driving down the road. Done in vehicles like school buses or vans.
Paul took out his dick and the jot girl in the bus next to us started giving him mobile oral fenestration.
by The Individualist May 13, 2014
mugGet the Mobile Oral Fenestrationmug.

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